Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category
Friday, October 4th, 2019
JustSecurity.org Headline: “The ‘Quid’ is a Crime: No Need to Prove ‘Pro Quo’ in Ukrainegate”
The debate over Trump’s “quid pro quo”
Is missing the point, you should know:
When the “quid” is unlawful
(And Trump’s “quid” is awful),
You DON’T need unfreeze-the-aid “quo.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Quid Pro Quo, Trump Impeachment, Ukrainegate
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Ukraine “Quid Pro Quo” Argument is a DISTRACTION (Limerick)
Thursday, October 3rd, 2019
Headline: “The Mad King’s Enablers”
Though elected Republicans know
That Trump is unfit, they still show
That their stance is protect
And defend and deflect…
No matter how low Trump will go.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump Enablers
Thursday, October 3rd, 2019
Headline: “Trump Just Committed More High Crimes on the White House Lawn”
For his upcoming ’20 campaign,
Trump solicited help from Ukraine.
China too, as we’ve seen
Right in public! Trump’s keen
To flout laws for his personal gain.
Tags: China, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, China Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Law-Flouter in Chief (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Trump Says House Investigations Are ‘Bullshit’”
Poor Donald is all in a stew;
He complains we’re engaged in a COUP.
Extra hostile on Twitter,
He’s angry and bitter.
What’s a “victim” to do? Tweet and sue.
Tags: Coup, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Tweets, Twitter
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on The Victim-In-Chief Lashes Out (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2019
Headline: “Pelosi says Trump ‘scared’ of impeachment inquiry in exclusive ABC News interview”
The Donald appears to be scared,
As his villainous actions are bared.
He is used to eschewing
A price for wrong-doing.
So for punishment, Trump’s unprepared.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Stephanopoulos, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Running Scared? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 1st, 2019
Seems the GOP’s getting uneasy.
Can you guess who is making them queasy?
No, not Donald; it’s Rudy.
The guy’s “a real beaudy…”
Who somehow makes Trump look less sleazy.
Headline: “GOP uneasy with Giuliani”
Tags: Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani, White House | Comments Off on Finally, Something Makes The GOP Uneasy! (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 1st, 2019
Pompeo and Barr are knee-deep
In Trump scandals and crimes. One could weep
At their ethics-free acts
And their freedom from facts.
As for consciences? Dead, or asleep.
Tags: AG Barr, Bill Barr, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mike Pompeo, Trump Impeachment, William Barr
Posted in Bill Barr, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Mike Pompeo, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, William Barr | Comments Off on It’s NOT Just Trump (Limerick)
Monday, September 30th, 2019
Headline: “Staring down impeachment, Trump sees himself as a victim of historic proportions”
Poor Donald’s a “martyr.” Boo-hoo!
(That’s the Donald’s self-pitying view.)
He bitches and moans
And wallows in groans,
Cheered on by his base — “victims” too.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, President Trump, Trump Impeachment
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, the Oval “Martyr” (Limerick)
Saturday, September 28th, 2019
The news has unfolded so fast,
That I’m dizzy; both pleased and aghast.
Do I fin’ly dare think
That we’re poised on the brink
Of dispensing with Donald at last?
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, September 25th, 2019
Trump’s a knave who has gone way too far.
(So too, has his pal AG Barr.)
An impeachment is nigh.
There’s no choice, and here’s why:
Trump behaves like a tyrant and czar.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on One Crime Too Many? (Limerick)
Monday, September 16th, 2019
Headline: “What Happens if Trump Won’t Step Down?”
People fret: “What if Donald Trump loses,
And when told to step down, he refuses?”
No prob! End of term,
Dump that blood-sucking worm
At any Trump golf course he chooses.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Golf Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What If Trump Refuses To Step Down? (Limerick)
Friday, September 6th, 2019
Headline: “Analysis: Storm spat underscores Mr. Never Wrong’s mindset”
Trump admit a mistake? No not ever!
He must keep his base thinking he’s clever;
So though facts may be clear,
Donald never will veer
From his “THEY’RE wrong! I’m perfect!” endeavor.
Tags: Alabama, Alabama Weather, Altered Docs, Altered Facts, Altered Reality, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hurricane Dorian, President Trump, Sharpie, SharpieGate, Trump Base, Weather Map
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The “Never Wrong” Trump
Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Media Bashing, Political Polls, Poll Humor, Polls Humor, Racism, Racism Humor, Racism Witch Hunt
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2019
No matter what Democrats do,
We’ll be labelled a socialist crew.
Don’t deny or adapt;
By such spews, don’t be trapped.
And, instead, to your conscience be true.
Tags: Democrats, Name Calling, Socialism Satire
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Democratic Pols
Thursday, July 4th, 2019
Donald’s pulling out all of the stops,
Treating tanks and our troops just like props;
Using taxpayer cash,
He’s subverting this bash
To flex his tyrannical chops.
Trump’s despoiling the 4th; he’s hell-bent
On saluting himself; this event
Is to boost reelection.
He fears our rejection.
Let’s make sure that to prison he’s sent.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Fourth Of July, Independence Day, July 4th, Military Parade, Troops
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Holidays Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Trumpian 4th (2-Verse Limerick)
Wednesday, June 19th, 2019
Donald’s running again? What a “shock!”
His “relaunch” (so-called) is a crock.
He treats his campaign
As his job. That’s been plain
From the day of his swearing-in squawk.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Campaigner-In-Chief
Thursday, June 13th, 2019
If Trump could write limericks:
Dear nations, both friendly and not,
I need dirt. Send me all that you’ve got.
You’ll be might’ly rewarded,
If Dems are all thwarted.
Name your price. I am easily bought.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election 2020
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Wednesday, June 12th, 2019
I joked, yesterday, that because Biden called Trump an “existential threat,” dictionaries were bracing for the existential threat of site crashes.
But apparently I’m not quite through with the topic. So here’s my limerick:
Dear Joe: Dumping Donald’s essential.
His evil’s widespread — pestilential.
He’s a “threat existential,”
His wrongs, consequential.
But the use of big words? Unprudential!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Joe Biden
Tuesday, June 11th, 2019
New York Times Headline: “Elizabeth Warren Has Lots of Plans. Together, They Would Remake the Economy.”
Some regard Warren’s planning with boredom.
Others cheer her. Some say: “Can’t afford ’em!”
Hill had detailed plans too
But, alas, few folks knew
Cuz the media mostly ignored ’em.
Tags: Election 2016, Election 2020, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Mainstream Media, Media, Plans, Press, Press Bias
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, Media Satire, Political Limericks | Comments Off on Press Coverage Matters (Limerick)
Sunday, May 5th, 2019
Headline: “Is ‘Likability’ Biased Towards Men?”
“Likability” — what a odd word;
It appears that most any male turd
Can be deemed by the press
As more likable — yes —
Than a non-turd-like female. Absurd!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Election Humor, Feminist Limerick, Likability, Sexism
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on I Dislike Likability (Limerick)
