Archive for the ‘Political Verse’ Category
Wednesday, October 24th, 2018
“Trump calls for unity after explosive devices sent to prominent Democratic figures”
Donald’s rallies encourage disunity.
He stokes violence with cocky impunity.
So Trump’s just-pretend qualms
When Dems are sent bombs?
Just another PR opportunity!
Tags: Bombs, Inciting Violence, Trump, Trump Hypocrisy, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Divider-In-Chief Speaks Out Against Division? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018
Headline: “Man Cites Trump After Groping Woman on Flight”
Trump’s impact is rather immense,
And it often defies common sense.
Grope a gal sans permission?
No need for contrition;
Just rely on the “Donald Defense!”
Tags: Crime, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Grab By Pussy, Law Humor, Law Limerick, Leadership Humor, Legal Defense Humor, Lewdness, Loutish Behavior, Sexual Assault, Sexual Crimes
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Leading By Example (Limerick)
Friday, October 19th, 2018
Headline: “Trump says he hasn’t visited troops overseas because he’s ‘very busy’”
Why not visit our troops overseas?
Donald’s terribly “busy” – can’t squeeze
In a trip of that kind.
Playing golf’s quite the grind!
Then there’s lying and shooting the breeze.
Tags: Donald Trump, Golf Humor, GOP Lies, Military, Troops, Trump Lies
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Military Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s So “Loves” Our Military (Limerick)
Friday, October 19th, 2018
Braggart Trump is fed up with the Fed;
It’s “crazy” and “loco,” he said.
When the stock market falls,
It’s his fall guy. What balls!
Blame his tariffs? Ha! Blame Fed instead!
*****
(After I posted the following limerick on Facebook, Ryan Zinke (under pressure from Democrats, reversed himself and pretended that he’d never even fired Mary Kendall.)
Ryan Zinke is Trump’s kinda guy;
The Interior’s leader says “Why
Should I let an I.G.
Investigate me?”
Then he fires her: Kendall, buh-bye!
Tags: Corruption, Department of Interior, Donald Trump, Dow Jones Humor, Economy, Federal Reserve, Inspector General, Investigations, Mary Kendall, Ryan Zinke, Stock Market
Posted in Corruption Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Federal Reserve, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Stock Market Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Fed Up With Fed (Limerick)
Monday, October 15th, 2018
So, who’s “the most bullied?” Melania!
So says Donald Trump’s FLOTUS. What mania!
Yes that poor little rich girl
Is naught but a bitch girl.
My nausea from her just won’t wania.
Tags: Bullies Humor, Bullying, Donald Trump, Melania Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Melania Trump — Bullying Victim??? (Limerick)
Friday, October 12th, 2018
Kanye West simply can not refrain
From ranting; he’s soft in the brain.
Why does Trump seem to treasure
That man beyond measure?
Kanye ALMOST makes Donald look sane.
Tags: Donald Trump, Kanye West, Pop Culture, President Trump, Singers
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Kanye and Donald, The Looney-Tunes Twins
Friday, October 12th, 2018
Kemp’s afraid that more Georgians might vote,
So he blocks them from regist’ring. Note,
He’s intent on defeating
Ms. Abrams by cheating
To keep his Gov prospects afloat.
Tags: Brian Kemp, Election Humor, Georgia, Stacey Abrams
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Stealing Georgia? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 9th, 2018
The GOP’s whining. They’re mad!
What a “sore winner” streak they have had!
They’re “the victims,” they wail
With an “angry mob” tale.
We were “mean” to their dissolute cad!
Tags: Angry Mobs, Brett Kavanaugh, Fake Victimization, Judiciary Satire, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Feigning Victimization (Limerick)
Monday, October 8th, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh’s bringing a stench
To what once was a dignified Bench.
Lies and acts dissolute
(Which he’ll loudly dispute)
Make it clear that he’s far from a mensch.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, Judiciary Satire, Law Limerick, Legal Verse, Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Stench On The Bench (Limerick
Sunday, October 7th, 2018
Republican pols like to claim
They believe an accuser; their aim
Being sympathy feigned,
Which quickly is drained
By their “victim’s confused; wrong guy” game.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on The GOP’s “Confused” Victim Con (Limerick)
Sunday, October 7th, 2018
Republican pols love to cite
Brett’s “forceful denials” to smite
Sundry claims as untrue.
But since when do a few
Screamed denials prove one side is right?
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Supreme Court | Comments Off on A Man’s “Forceful Denial” Trump’s All??? (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018
The Dems once again were outplayed
By the GOP’s latest charade.
Our Supreme Court’s despoiled,
Human decency foiled
By the power-crazed Mitch-led brigade.
*****
GOP’s sole goal–
maintain control at all cost–
destroys Supreme Court.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mitch McConnell, Supreme Court, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Republicans Destroy Yet Another Institution (Limerick)
Saturday, October 6th, 2018
In making her Kavanaugh case,
Susan Collins neglected to face
Brett’s intemperate speech
And behavior; his breach
Of standards judicial was base.
*****
Intemperate Brett
shielded by Mitch and Donald;
Supreme Court sullied.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Humor, Susan Collins, U.S. Supreme Court
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Susan Collins v. Decency (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
With Apologies To Bob Dylan:
How many lies can a candidate tell
Before you call him a sham?
How many times must Brett K lose control
Before Lindsey Graham tells him, “Scram!”?
Yes,’n’ how many beers must a nominee drink
Before he blacks out an assault?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Blowin' In The Wind, Bob Dylan, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Lindsey Graham, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Song Parodies, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on How Many Lies? (Song Parody Lyrics)
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018
A fellow named Brett, nicknamed “Bart”
Apparently thinks he’s so smart;
He feels free to pretend
“Bart O’Kavanaugh” penned
By his friend ain’t “Bart” K at its heart.
Tags: Bart O'Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Mark Judge, Supreme Court Humor, U.S. Supreme Court, Wasted
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Brett a/k/a Bart
Sunday, September 30th, 2018
This limerick was inspired by Thursday’s hearing and this article: “THE UNBEARABLE DISHONESTY OF BRETT KAVANAUGH.”
Brett told lies to the world, large and small,
Some entailing an “I don’t recall.”
Some were odd, like this tale:
“No connections to Yale!”
Which just might Yale-grad-grandpa appall.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Republican Lies, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims, Yale
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | Comments Off on Kavanaugh Lies (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 26th, 2018
Will Kavanaugh ever bow out?
That perjuring sexual lout
Was intended to be
Donald’s trump card; he’s key
To Trump’s keeping his freedom and clout.
*****
Mitch has hired a “female assistant”
So Republican men can stay distant
From plans untoward
Like “assassinate” Ford…
Which might render their wins non-existent.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court | 1 Comment »
Thursday, September 20th, 2018
Apply logic: Who’s likely to lie
About something that most would decry?
The woman who asked
That G-men be tasked
With a probe? Or “NO-FBI Guy?”
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Probing Logic (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
WP Headline: “Trump’s insistence on an upcoming ‘red wave’ could make a blue wave higher”
I enjoy watching Donald emote
About upcoming mid-terms; he’ll gloat
About wins and successes.
My hope and best guess is
His base will think “no need to vote!”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Donald The Prognosticator (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 12th, 2018
Woodward Describes Trump: ‘Don’t Bother Me With Facts, I Have Opinions’
The Donald tells minions
his long-held opinions
(though wholly unbacked)
will trump any fact.
Tags: Alternate Facts, Bob Woodward, Book Humor, Facts, Fear, Opinion
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Fact-Free Opinions (Quatrain)
