Archive for the ‘Election Satire’ Category
Monday, September 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Activists to remind Texas about Trump’s ‘Lyin’ Ted’ Cruz tweets with mobile billboard”
The Donald’s campaigning for Cruz.
I’m amused (aren’t you?) by this news:
A huge sign filled with tweets–
Donald’s anti-Cruz bleats–
Will be giving both scoundrels the blues.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Ted Cruz, Texas Humor, Trump Tweets
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump-Tweet Billboard Trolls Ted’s Campaign (Limerick)
Thursday, August 9th, 2018
Headline: “Media boost security as Trump ramps up ‘enemy’ rhetoric”
When the media covers Trump rallies,
It’s as risky as ent’ring dark allies.
Donald’s shown us his cards,
So the press now needs guards
Due to menacing crowds and threat tallies.
Tags: Donald Trump, Enemy Of The People, Mainstream Media, Media, Media Bashing, Trump Rallies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Puts Press At Risk (Limerick)
Thursday, August 9th, 2018
Headline: “4 signs of a blue wave from Election Day: Republicans should be running scared”
Most Republican leaders see Trump
As creating a GOP slump.
But not Donald! He’ll brag
And pretend the “Trump drag”
Is “fake news,” as our “blue wave” odds jump.
Tags: Blue Wave, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Red Wave, Republican Leaders, Trump Drag
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The GOP’s “Blue Wave” Blues (Limerick)
Friday, August 3rd, 2018
Donald’s lawyer is rather a cut up,
Saying Mueller should “put up or shut up.”
While Rudy tells lies and lets loose,
Mueller quietly tightens the noose.
*****
Stop trying to peddle
the weasel-word “meddle.”
‘Twas a Russian attack,
so soft-ped’ling it’s whack.
*****
Tags: Election 2016, Election Collusion, Meddling, Robert Mueller, Rudy Giuliani, Russia, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Rudy Giuliani | Comments Off on Russia Meddling Quatrain Duo
Tuesday, May 15th, 2018
Trump Tweet: “The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!”
Though he frequently rails about leaks,
When he ran Trump aired NO such critiques;
Once a WikiLeaks fan,
Now an anti-leak man.
He’s the target? Trump bellows and shrieks.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, White House Leaks, WikiLeaks
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Trumped By Leaks (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 14th, 2018
Crazy-sounding, but true:
Why did Rick Saccone’s run turned to ash?
Why’d his edge disappear in a flash?
Here’s my fav’rite absurd
Excuse that I’ve heard:
Rick Saccone “should have lost the mustache.”
From the Washington Examiner:
Frustrated by Saccone’s performance, some Republicans have gone so far as to zero in on his mustachioed appearance.
“It’s a porn stache,” said one Pennsylvania-based GOP strategist. “He should have lost the mustache.”
Tags: Congress Humor, Conor Lamb, House Humor, Pennsylvania, Rick Saccone
Posted in Campaign Humor, Congress Humor, Election Satire, House Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on A Hairy Rick Saccone Theory (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2018
One of today’s many annoying headlines: “McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump”
No need to shield Mueller, says Mitch.
No chance he’ll be tossed in a ditch.
Undermine him? You jest!
No one has such a quest!
And if something goes wrong? Life’s a bitch!
Tags: Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mitch v. Mueller (Limerick)
Thursday, January 18th, 2018
Trump is mad at John Kelly. Here’s why:
Re the Donald’s campaign, he let fly
Quite a wall-vow affront;
It’s surprisingly blunt.
“Uninformed,” though, sounds better than “lie.”
Tags: Border Wall, Donald Trump, John Kelly, Mexican Wall, Mexico Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mexico Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Kelly (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 9th, 2018
You probably know that Trump’s chimed in on the “Oprah presidential run” conversation. But did you also know that Trump’s already composed two Oprah limericks — one for this year and one for 2020?
Fortunately for my readers, I managed to get hold of the only copy:
Trump’s 2018 Limerick:
Though Oprah’s unlikely to run,
I’ll beat her and have lots of fun.
I know her real well
And I think that she’s swell,
But she’ll surely be YUUUGELY outdone.
Trump’s 2020 Limerick:
Dopey Oprah is sorry she ran.
Being prez is a job for a man.
And besides, it’s not clear
She was even born here.
She’s a mopey old flash in the pan.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Oprah Winfrey
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Now and Future Limericks
Saturday, December 16th, 2017
Headline: “Roy Moore: ‘Battle Is Not Over’ in Senate Race”
The battle’s not over, says Moore.
All your calls to concede, I’ll ignore
The election was flawed.
I’m sure there was fraud.
So send money. Keep funding my war.
Tags: Alabama, Election Humor, Roy Moore
Posted in Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on More BS From Moore (Limerick)
Tuesday, November 21st, 2017
Headline: “Pastor Says Moore Dated Teenagers for Their ‘Purity’”
A flip pastor says Moore dated teens
For their “purity.” I don’t know beans
About biblical teaching,
But what sort of preaching
Overlooks what indecency means?
Tags: Alabama, Flip Benham, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Religion Satire, Roy Moore, Senate Campaign
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor | 1 Comment »
Friday, November 17th, 2017
PoliticalWire Headline: “The Conservative War on the Media Backfires”
Republican pols have been training
Their voters, through lie-packed complaining,
To reject any news
That might challenge their views–
A great aid to Moore’s Senate campaigning.
Tags: Alabama, Media Bashing, Republican Lies, Roy Moore, Senate Campaign
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on GOP Pols Only Have Themselves To Blame (Limerick)
Saturday, November 11th, 2017
Russia meddled, our experts maintain;
Our Democracy’s suffered a stain.
But Donald would rather
Buy Putin’s false blather;
Trump’s owned by Vlad’s hard driving reign.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Putin Humor, Russia Collusion, Russia Investigation, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, November 6th, 2017
Bill de Blasio’s reign has been poor,
And I’m desp’rate to show him the door.
But the others are worse,
So it seems (with a curse)
I’ll vote “Bill,” but won’t say “Je l’adore.”
Tags: Bill de Blasio, Local Elections, Mayor de Blasio, New York City
Posted in Campaign Humor, Election Satire, New York Mayors, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on A Limerick For New York’s Mayor
Saturday, November 4th, 2017
I never liked Donna Brazile.
But she’s worse than I thought — just a shill
For her publisher, spurring
Divisiveness, blurring
The truth, hurting Dems, selling swill.
Tags: Democratic Party, DNC, Donna Brazile, Hillary Clinton, Selling Books
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Election Satire, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on Going Nuclear To Sell Books (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 31st, 2017
Is Mueller about to be canned?
Does Trump have a “massacre” planned?
Will Congress preempt
Any heinous attempt,
Leaving Donald verklempt and unmanned?
Tags: Donald Trump, Indictment Humor, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Next Move (Limerick)
Monday, October 30th, 2017
Mueller’s news has the public agog,
So the White House keeps drumming up fog.
Mass confusion’s its aim;
Soon the Donald will claim
That Clinton’s been beating her dog.
Tags: Distractions, Donald Trump, George Papadopoulos, GOP Distractions, Indictment Humor, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, Robert Mueller
Posted in Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Fog of Trump Lore (Limerick)
Saturday, October 28th, 2017
Hill colluded with Russia? Explain
How that makes any sense, cuz my brain
Can not fathom collusion
To cause a profusion
Of harm to her own prez campaign.
Tags: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters, Russia Collusion
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Non-Case For Hillary’s Collusion (Limerick)
Friday, October 27th, 2017
Is Trump in the throes of affrightment
Over news about Mueller’s indictment?
Who’s been charged? We don’t know
Cuz it’s sealed. Even so,
I’m aglow with a growing excitement.
Tags: Indictment Humor, Robert Mueller, Trump
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Mueller’s Halloween Surprise?
Saturday, September 30th, 2017
Unsupportive opinions? Flake views!
Unflattering numbers? A ruse!
No matter the topic,
The Donald’s myopic;
If it isn’t pro-Trump, it’s “Fake News!”
Tags: Donald Trump, Fake News, Journalists, Media Bashing, Media Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on A Trumpian Perspective (Limerick)
