September 26th, 2018
Will Kavanaugh ever bow out?
That perjuring sexual lout
Was intended to be
Donald’s trump card; he’s key
To Trump’s keeping his freedom and clout.
*****
Mitch has hired a “female assistant”
So Republican men can stay distant
From plans untoward
Like “assassinate” Ford…
Which might render their wins non-existent.
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Mitch McConnell, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
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September 20th, 2018
Apply logic: Who’s likely to lie
About something that most would decry?
The woman who asked
That G-men be tasked
With a probe? Or “NO-FBI Guy?”
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, FBI, FBI Agents, FBI Limerick, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, FBI Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Probing Logic (Limerick)
September 19th, 2018
Thanks to Peter Daou for inspiring my limerick with this tweet:
Woman reports sexual assault.
Woman gets slimed and vilified.
Woman gets called a liar and opportunist.
Woman gets death threats and is forced to leave her home.
GOP MEN: Why did she wait to come forward?
When a gal reports sexual assault,
She’s reviled and she’s slimed. Oy gevalt!
She’s sent death threats galore,
As she gets this what-for:
“Why’d you wait to speak out? You’re at fault!”
Tags: Brett Kavanaugh, Christine Blasey Ford, Criminal Law, Sexual Assault, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Limerick, U.S. Supreme Court, Victimizing Victims
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Christine Blasey Ford
September 19th, 2018
WP Headline: “Trump’s insistence on an upcoming ‘red wave’ could make a blue wave higher”
I enjoy watching Donald emote
About upcoming mid-terms; he’ll gloat
About wins and successes.
My hope and best guess is
His base will think “no need to vote!”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Voting Humor, Voting Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | Comments Off on Donald The Prognosticator (Limerick)
September 12th, 2018
Woodward Describes Trump: ‘Don’t Bother Me With Facts, I Have Opinions’
The Donald tells minions
his long-held opinions
(though wholly unbacked)
will trump any fact.
Tags: Alternate Facts, Bob Woodward, Book Humor, Facts, Fear, Opinion
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September 12th, 2018
Headline: “Collins calls crowdfunding to get her to oppose Kavanaugh a ‘bribe'”
Anti-Kavanaugh crowd-funding’s bribery?
That’s Sue Collins’ opprobrious gibery
About voters pro-choice
When raising their voice
About threats based on Kavanaugh’s scribery.
Tags: Abortion Coverage, Abortion Rights, Abortions, Birth Control, Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, Choice, Feminism, Maine, Plutocrats, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, Sue Collins, Supreme Court
Posted in Abortion Rights, Birth Control Humor, Donald Trump, Feminism Humor, Gender Politics, GOP Humor, Maine Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Women's Rights | Comments Off on Sue Collins Only Wants To Be “Bribed” By Plutocrats (Limerick)
September 11th, 2018
Here’s a story that many find boring:
The federal deficit’s soaring.
But no doubt Trump will rate it
Fake news and inflated…
As he brags to his fan base adoring.
Tags: Deficit, Donald Trump, Economy
Posted in Donald Trump, Economy Humor, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Truth Deficit (Limerick)
September 6th, 2018
“That piece in the Times isn’t mine!”
Trump’s cohorts are standing in line
To deny that it’s theirs
Amid yelling and glares
While, to Donald, each one is a swine.
Tags: Donald Trump, NY Times
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
September 5th, 2018
Woodward’s latest, a Trump book called “Fear,”
Will be seen by his fans as a smear:
“There is nary a good word
Re Trump from Bob Woodward,”
They’ll sneer and they’ll jeer and Bronx cheer.
Tags: Bob Woodward, Donald Trump, Fear
Posted in Books, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Fears “Fear” (Limerick)
September 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Republican senator slams Trump’s DOJ attack: US ‘not some banana republic'”
Dear Senator Sasse, words are cheap.
Without action, you’re naught but a creep
Who seeks credit for drivel.
Don’t shirk! Do not shrivel.
Be statesmanlike! Act! Take the leap!
Tags: Ben Sasse, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Sasse’s Trump Critique Lacks Freshness (Limerick)
September 3rd, 2018
Headline: “Activists to remind Texas about Trump’s ‘Lyin’ Ted’ Cruz tweets with mobile billboard”
The Donald’s campaigning for Cruz.
I’m amused (aren’t you?) by this news:
A huge sign filled with tweets–
Donald’s anti-Cruz bleats–
Will be giving both scoundrels the blues.
Tags: Donald Trump, Social Media Humor, Ted Cruz, Texas Humor, Trump Tweets
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Ted Cruz, Texas Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump-Tweet Billboard Trolls Ted’s Campaign (Limerick)
September 2nd, 2018
Donald Trump and his pals make me roil.
They have soiled us and make my blood boil.
How I pray we soon foil them;
In prison embroil them.
In the meantime, o’er lim’ricks I’ll toil.
Tags: Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald’s Bad For Our Health (Limerick)
August 30th, 2018
Headline: “Trump Secretly Despises His Own Supporters”
Donald Trump shows contempt and disdain
For Jeff Sessions; he’ll often complain
That Jeff’s accent and schools
Are both southern. Trump-tools
Are undoubtedly viewed in that vein.
Tags: Elites, Jeff Sessions, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeff Sessions, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Does Trump Despise His Own Supporters? (Limerick)
August 29th, 2018
What Trump Would Tweet, If He Could Write Limericks:
The “Witch Hunt” must end! I’m the best
And most honest, as all should attest.
I’ve drained swamps and dumped regs
And I’ve banished the dregs.
Don’t agree? Then you’re under arrest.
Tags: Donald Trump, Drain Swamp, Regulations, Swamp, Witch Hunt
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August 28th, 2018
Trump’s latest conspiracy theory
(And they all make me terribly weary)
Is that Google is biased;
Bad press appears highest!
Poor Trump — fact-based news makes him teary.
Tags: Donald Trump, Facts, Google, Journalism, Mainstream Media, Press
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief Strikes Again (Limerick)
August 27th, 2018
I rarely agreed with McCain,
And his votes gave me cause to complain.
But Trump NEVER was fit
To clean John McCain’s shit,
So how DARE he treat John with disdain!
**********
I never supported McCain.
My vote McCain never did gain.
But compared to the rest
Of his party, with zest
(Even dead) my support he’d attain.
Tags: Donald Trump, Flag, John McCain
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, John McCain, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dishonorable Donald (Limericks)
August 24th, 2018
Hey Donald, it’s time to show spine.
Save your nation and fam’ly — resign!
You destroy and debase;
You’re an Oval disgrace.
While you’re at it, take Pence, your Veep-swine.
Tags: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Oval Office, Trump/Pence
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Resign Already! (Limerick)
August 24th, 2018
Hatch after Cohen plea deal: ‘I think Trump is a much better person today than he was then.’
Orrin Hatch seems a dignified chap,
But he’s really a Party-first sap.
His virtue is feigned,
His deceit unrestrained.
A Trump lapdog, the man’s full of crap.
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Orrin Hatch, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Orrin Hatch, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hatch Still Hitched To Trump (Limerick)
August 22nd, 2018
Trump’s personal lawyer’s confessed
To committing at Donald’s behest
And direction some crimes,
While his party-mate slimes
Are pretending to be unimpressed.
Tags: Campaign Finance, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen
Posted in Campaign Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The “What’s The Big Deal?” Defense (Limerick)
August 21st, 2018
“Guilty” Manafort ain’t going free,
And Cohen has taken a plea.
So brace for more tweets
Packed with self-serving bleats;
Whiny Trump can’t let anything be.
Tags: Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Paul Manafort, Robert Mueller, Russia Probe
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Really Really Extra Bad Day (Limerick)
