February 9th, 2020
Headline: “With Vindman’s dismissal, Trump gets especially vindictive”
Donald’s Enemies List? Ever-growing!
His vindictiveness streak is mind-blowing.
Will he fin’ly get HIS?
It’s a “life ain’t fair” biz,
So I fear he won’t reap what he’s sowing.
Tags: Alexander Vindman, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment
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February 6th, 2020
Dear Donald, you think you’re an ace?
You’re a scoundrel, a lout, a disgrace.
With your many abettors —
Forgivers, forgetters —
You’re razing our nation apace.
Tags: Donald Trump
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February 5th, 2020
Headline: “No, Susan Collins, Trump is never going to learn”
Susan Collins appears unconcerned
About Donald. She claims he has “learned”
A “big lesson;” will act
Now “more cautious.” That’s wacked!
Facts and truth? Thought and reason? All spurned!
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Susan Collins, Trump Impeachment
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February 5th, 2020
Headline: “Pelosi trashes Trump address: ‘He shredded the truth, so I shredded his speech'”
Said Nancy, “He shredded the truth,
“So I shredded his speech.” Not ‘uncooth,’
But an act overdue.
Donald’s SOTU was true???
Happy hunting for facts! Try a sleuth.
Tags: Donald Trump, Nancy Pelosi, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address
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February 1st, 2020
Trump’s impeachment’s erased any doubt
That the GOP’s ceded its clout
And sold off its soul
To that scurrilous troll
In the Oval; it’s owned by that lout.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Republicans, Impeachment, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Senate, Republicans Humor, Trump Impeachment
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January 28th, 2020
Headline: “Trump waived executive privilege when he called Bolton a liar”
What Bolton has written’s a lie,
Says Trump; a mistake, and here’s why:
Having said that John lied,
Donald’s priv’lege claim’s fried;
Trump’s effectively “waived” it goodbye.
Tags: Bolton's Manuscript, Donald Trump, Executive Privilege, Immunity, Impeachment Witnesses, John Bolton, Privilege Limerick
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January 19th, 2020
Headline: “No escape: Senators to be quiet, unplugged for Trump trial”
Juror-Senators told to be quiet?
Might as well be commanded to diet.
Keeping mum ain’t their thing.
Self-restraint’s bound to sting.
(So will jail should they opt to defy it.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Republican Senate, Senate Impeachment Trial
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January 15th, 2020
“New documents show why the president has been trying to hide evidence from Congress.”
New proof’s in the public domain,
Which may prove to be Donald Trump’s bane.
So though Nancy’s demand
Was not met, those who’ve panned
Her may rue this large evidence gain.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Senate Impeachment Trial
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January 9th, 2020
Trump proclaimed: Iran failed to comply
With the nuke deal (a treacherous lie.)
Pulling “facts” from his ass,
Donald caused this morass.
Now we all pay the price; some will die.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Nuclear Deal, Nuclear Weapons, Nuke Deal
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January 8th, 2020
As Donald Trump’s dirty deeds mount,
He never is called to account.
This emboldens and stirs him
To escalate — spurs him
To WORSE acts — too many to count.
Tags: Donald Trump, Republican Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, White House
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January 7th, 2020
Hill Headline: “McConnell has the votes to block Democrats’ witness demands in Trump impeachment trial”
Donald Trump’s taken actions illicit,
But Republicans scoff and dismiss it
As perfectly fine
While they toe Mitch’s line…
And that makes them corruptly complicit.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Complicity, Impeachment, Mitch McConnell, Republican Complicity, Republican Senate, Republicans Humor, Senate Impeachment Trial, Senate Republicans, Trump Impeachment
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December 17th, 2019
Trump Tweet: “It’s not fair that I’m being Impeached when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong! The Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats have become the Party of Hate. They are so bad for our Country!”
“It’s not fair that I’m being impeached,”
The self-pitying Donald tweet-screeched.
He’s a wallowing fraud,
But base followers laud
Ev’ry breach and each nadir he’s reached.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment
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December 12th, 2019
Headline: “House Republicans’ Trump impeachment strategy is simple: Distract, deceive and yell”
Distract and deceive and keep yelling;
That’s the GOP’s method of selling
The Donald’s “defense.”
His guilt is immense…
But on facts his defenders ain’t dwelling.
Tags: Donald Trump, House Republicans, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment
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October 29th, 2019
I couldn’t resist writing a 2-verse limerick about Trump’s ball game boos:
Donald Trump’s unaccustomed to boos;
He’s protected from anti-Trump views.
But a ball game affords
No shelter from hordes
Of folks who don’t follow his cues.
The World Series (Game Five) featured booing
And “lock him up!” chants — worth-pursuing —
All directed at Trump
Who sat on his rump
And glowered, free speech his undoing.
Tags: Donald Trump, First Amendment, Free Speech, Houston Astros, Lock Him Up, Trump Booed, Washington Nationals, World Series
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October 29th, 2019
Al-Baghdadi is dead, and that’s great;
Good riddance to him — no debate!
But there’s still no erasing
The Donald’s debasing
His office. Trump MUST meet his fate.
Tags: Al-Baghdadi, Donald Trump, Impeachment, ISIS, Trump Impeachment
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October 22nd, 2019
Laurence Tribe: “Taylor’s testimony is the smoking gun that will seal Trump’s fate.”
Taylor’s statements are sealing Trump’s fate,
So poor Donald is rather irate;
A quid pro quo feast —
“Smoking gun” at the least.
Donald Trump shall go down — I can’t wait!
Tags: Bill Taylor, Donald Trump, Impeachment, Laurence Tribe, Smoking Gun, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine, William Taylor
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October 22nd, 2019
Headline: “Trump provokes outrage by calling impeachment inquiry a ‘lynching'”
From impeachment the Donald is flinching;
He cringes and squinches while inching
T’wards his “just deserts” course,
But he shows no remorse,
Cuz of course he’s a “victim” of “lynching.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Lynching, Trump Impeachment
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October 19th, 2019
Headline: “Trump’s novel corruption defense: I do it in plain sight”
Trump keeps doing misdeeds in plain sight
To induce the belief they’re no blight
On the laws of our land,
That they breach no command;
If illegal, he’d hide them all. Right?
Tags: Donald Trump, Plain Sight Corruption, Plain Sight Crime, Trump Corruption, Trump Crime
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October 17th, 2019
The decision? A challenging sort,
Backed up by a detailed report;
All options reviewed
And the best one pursued:
The G-7’s at Donald’s resort.
Tags: Donald Trump, G-7
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October 13th, 2019
Fox’s “fig leaf,” Shep Smith, has resigned,
Which is putting Fox News in a bind:
They once used him to claim
Agitprop’s not their aim.
With him gone, who’ll Fox News hide behind?
Tags: Donald Trump, Fox News, Media Bias, Media Limerick, Shep Smith, Shepard Smith
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on No More “Fig Leaf” For Fox (Limerick)
