Mitt Romney Pens A Limerick

Mitt Romney has penned a limerick, inspired by these two headlines:

“SEN. MITT ROMNEY DISINVITED FROM CPAC 2020 AFTER VOTING TO HEAR WITNESS TESTIMONY IN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL”

“4 members of Congress — including lawmaker who shook Trump’s hand — to self-quarantine after CPAC”

Here’s Romney’s limerick:

Dear CPAC, your disinvitation
Was a blessing. I’m feeling elation;
It seems Covid-19
Was, alas, at your scene,
And I wasn’t, so thanks. Big ovation!

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One Response to “Mitt Romney Pens A Limerick”

  1. Steve Benko says:

    “My new Democrat friends call me Mitt,
    While Republicans think I’m a shit.
    Am I sorry I’m banned
    For the flames that I fanned?
    Hey, those assholes could not find a clit.”

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