Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
Friday, June 2nd, 2017
Whatever Obama did, I’ll wreck it bigly.
The guy ain’t American. I’ve got the proof.
Regs, health care, Paris, his wife’s stupid garden–
He dissed me in public. His legacy’s POOF!
Tags: Obama Legacy, Trump, Yes We Can
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Says “No You Can’t” to the “Yes We Can” President
Sunday, May 28th, 2017
Every time I’m reminded that Trump took an electric golf cart ride, instead of strolling with European leaders in Sicily, I laugh out loud.
Mr. Trump, were you feeling too weak
To take a brief stroll cheek to cheek
With European heads?
Riding golf cart instead’s
Made you look like a peaked, aging sheik.
Tags: European Leaders, G7, Golf Cart, High Energy, Italy, NATO, Sicily, Trump, Trump Stamina
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Sicilian Stamina (Limerick)
Sunday, May 28th, 2017
The Donald’s back bashing the press
After making a terrible mess
Of his meetings with leaders,
Relieving his readers
Of tweet-storm withdrawal distress.
Tags: Media Bashing, Media Humor, President Trump, Press Bashing, Social Media Humor, Trump, Tweet Storms, Twitter Limericks
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on He’s BACK! (Limerick)
Thursday, May 25th, 2017
Donald glares and lectures NATO,
Kisses Saudi’s derrière,
Shares top secrets with the Russians;
Guess who owns this millionaire.
Tags: NATO, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia | Comments Off on Trump Quatrain
Thursday, May 25th, 2017
A TWO trillion dollar mistake?
Really more, cuz the “growth gain” is fake.
But such cons are expected
When crooks are elected.
Please don’t tell me you STILL like that snake.
Tags: Budget Bill, Budget Cuts, Budget Limerick, Fiscal Humor, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Con Man Budget (Limerick)
Sunday, May 21st, 2017
Headline of the Day from (of all places) The New York Post: “Exhaustion is to blame for Trump’s ‘Islamic terror’ comment: aide.”
“Low-Energy” Donald is beat.
His stamina’s burned by the heat.
He’s tired and mired
In shame; having fired
James Comey, he’s bound for defeat.
Tags: Exhaustion, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, Jeb Bush, Low Energy, Saudi Arabia, Stamina, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Jeb Bush, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’s That Stamina Of Yours, Little Donald? (Limerick)
Sunday, May 21st, 2017
The Saudis are using all means
To hail Trump, as he swaggers and preens;
To achieve what they need,
They perceive they must feed
Regal sheen to King Donald of Queens.
Tags: Foreign Travel, Muslim Ban, Muslims, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Royal Treatment, Trump
Posted in Barack Obama, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Gets The Saudi Royal Treatment (Limerick)
Wednesday, May 17th, 2017
The Donald pretends to be gritty,
But instead he is filled with self-pity.
“I’m the worst-treated pol
In his’try,” he’ll bawl.
Trump’s dignity (bitty) ain’t pretty.
Tags: Coast Guard, Donald Trump, Graduation Speaker, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Our “Woe Is Me” President (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 9th, 2017
According to CNN, Trump’s been out of sight for five straight days.
Dear Donald: You sick? We’re concerned
Cuz for five lengthy days you have spurned
All public events.
Are you feverish? Tense?
Simply taking a respite unearned?
Tags: President Trump, Presidential Vacations, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on AWOL Trump? (Limerick)
Thursday, May 4th, 2017
It seems Donald isn’t done dissing Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Not only did he shorten (and push back by several hours) today’s meeting (which was meant to help repair their relationship.) But he did it for the most callow of reasons: An AHCA House passage victory dance.
Donald’s meeting with Trumball today
Was intended to make things okay
’Tween Australia and Trump,
Yet he opted to bump
Their confab for a callow display.
What took precedence over their meeting,
Postponing and short’ning their greeting?
A public hooray
That the AHCA
Passed the House … and some swagg’rin’ chest beating.
Tags: AHCA, Australia, Malcolm Turnbull, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Legislation Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Donald Disses Turnbull Again (2-Verse Limerick)
Thursday, May 4th, 2017
The Donald heaps praise upon strongmen;
Evil despots quite clearly the wrong men
To admire or laud.
Trump’s a terrified fraud;
Naught but one of those cowed “get along” men.
Tags: Abdel-Fattah el-Sissi, China, Egypt, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Philippines, Putin, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Rodrigo Duterte, Russia, Strongmen, Trump, Turkey, Xi Jinping
Posted in China Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Love Affair With Strongmen (Limerick)
Tuesday, May 2nd, 2017
Does anyone else cringe when the media calls Trump a “populist?” I suggest these, instead: “purported populist,” “fake populist,” “alleged populist,” just-pretend populist,” or “faux populist.”
A “faux populist” con hurtled Trump
To the White House, the votes from each chump
Gained by promises made
That he’d come to their aid;
Bigly duped by a fraud on the stump.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Conned Voters, Economy, Economy Satire, Fake Populism, Faux Populism, Populism, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Election Satire, Fiscal Policy, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Media: Trump ISN’T A Populist, So Stop Calling Him One! (Limerick)
Monday, April 24th, 2017
As Disrupter-in-Chief, Trump’s an ace,
And he certainly seems right on pace
To delib’rately cause
A government pause;
A shut-down to placate his base.
For he promised his fans he’d make waves,
Shake things up and then topple the knaves
Who keep government going
And tax money flowing,
Enforcing each reg that enslaves.
But he finds himself deep in a pickle.
His accomplishments? Not worth a nickel
So he needs a big drama;
A gov-shut-down trauma —
Even gullible fans can be fickle.
Tags: Anti-Government, Government Shutdown, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Government Services, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Will Trump Instigate a Government Shut-Down On Purpose? (Limerick)
Sunday, April 23rd, 2017
I agree: Holding a pep rally to compete with the White House Correspondents’ Dinner makes Trump look vain, insecure, and cowardly.
The Donald is holding a rally
To avoid being roasted. I’d tally
His compulsion to hide
From jokes that deride
As YUUUUGE … which may goose his finale.
Tags: Media Humor, Press Humor, Sense Of Humor, Trump, Trump Rally, White House Correspondents' Association, White House Correspondents' Dinner
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Inability To Take A Joke Is NO Joking Matter (Limerick)
Thursday, April 20th, 2017
Remember when Trump promised to deliver a cyber-security plan by today? Well, apparently nothing’s been done.
Dear Donald, how’s Barron? The lad
(You have bragged) has computer skills rad.
So I simply must ask
How’s his over-due task:
Fixing cyber-secur’ty for dad.
Tags: Barron Trump, Computer Hacking, Computer Humor, Cyber, Cyber Security, Hacking Humor, Technology, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Technology Humor, White House | Comments Off on Feeling More Cyber-Secure Yet? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 19th, 2017
Donald’s slogans are fashioned for chumps:
“Buy and Hire American?” Grumps,
Rightly irked by his game,
Notice somehow the same
Rules are spurned by the firms built by Trumps.
Tags: GOP Hypocrisy, Patriotic Bromides, Patriotism Humor, Republican Hypocrisy, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Trump (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 18th, 2017
Donald’s taxes? Don’t bother to press.
Who arrives at the White House? Just guess.
The transparency-hawk
Who knocked Dems will just balk,
While he blithely discloses much less.
Tags: Disclosure, GOP Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrisy, Secrecy, Tax Returns, Transparency, Trump, Visitor Logs, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Disclosure’s Just For Democrats? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 12th, 2017
Donald’s suddenly mired in disputes
With pal Putin. I’ve spotted the roots
Of their low in relations
And dreadful vibrations:
Trump must “prove” that they’re NOT in cahoots.
Tags: Putin, Russia, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Russia, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Trump v. Putin? (Limerick)
Saturday, April 8th, 2017
The Donald lays blame on Assad
For chemical warfare, but Vlad
Says Assad’s stash is barren;
Just rebels have sarin.
When two liars diverge, who’s the fraud?
Tags: Assad, Chemical Warfare, Putin, Sarin, Syria, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | Comments Off on Which Liar Should We Believe? (Limerick)
Tuesday, April 4th, 2017
Trump staffers’ main job is to mask
Donald’s bullshit as truth; that’s their task.
So when queried, they lie
And distort and deny…
Till we wearily reach for a flask.
Tags: GOP Lies, President Trump, Trump, Trump Lies, Unmasking Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
