Posts Tagged ‘President Trump’
Friday, December 30th, 2016
There’s a U.S. reality gap,
Where actual facts are deemed pap
And derided as lies.
It’s time to get wise
And arise from our nightmarish nap.
In the meantime we’re haplessly trapped;
Our nation’s been kidnapped and zapped
By a fellow whose con
Has allowed him to don
The cloak of great power, untapped.
Tags: Donald Trump, Fake News, Media Humor, Media Lies, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Arise (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 20th, 2016
A man whose behavior’s bizarre
Has been mocked from both near and afar.
But no matter his gaffes,
Frauds, and falsehoods, the laugh’s
On his foes, as Trump HAS the last HAR.
Tags: Campaign 2016, Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Laugh-Free Limerick
Saturday, December 17th, 2016
Dear Donald: Stop bragging and gloating
And mischaracterizing the voting.
Show some dignity. Preening
And boasting’s demeaning.
And so is your crude self-promoting.
You have pulled off remarkable feats,
So enough with the paranoid bleats.
Think twice before speaking
And enemy-tweaking.
And try NOT to launch wars with your tweets!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, Social Media, Twitter Humor, Twitter Limerick, Voting Humor
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Donald Trump (2-Verse)
Friday, December 16th, 2016
Dear Vlad, I can’t publicly say
How grateful I am. Your display
Of email artillery
Helped me to pillory
Hill’ry. Your bribe’s on the way.
Tags: Donald Trump, Email Humor, Hillary Clinton, President Trump, Putin, Putin Humor, Vladimir Putin
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Vladimir Putin, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, December 15th, 2016
A Cab’net of wealthy white men;
The richest, white male group, since when?
Since Bush Senior presided.
A wee bit lopsided?
For balance — Ivanka — rich hen.
Tags: Donald Trump, George Bush Sr., Ivanka Trump, President Trump, Trump's Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Trump’s Cabinet
Thursday, December 15th, 2016
Donald’s populist ploy goes beyond
Any con job I’ve ever seen spawned.
Yet his fans (who should keen
From the rich, elite sheen
Of Trump’s Cab’net) don’t know they’ve been conned.
Tags: Cabinet, Con Artists, Donald Trump, Elites, Fake Populism, Populism, President Trump, Trump Supporters, Trump's Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Ongoing Con Job (Limerick)
Monday, November 28th, 2016
Donald’s conflicts of int’rest abound,
And his acts of self-dealing confound.
The “swamp” is Trump’s playground;
Get richer, crush prey-ground.
In Trump-sewage, democracy’s drowned.
Tags: Conflicts Of Interest, Democracy, Donald Trump, Drain The Swamp, Election 2016, Political Corruption, President Trump, Swamp
Posted in Campaign Humor, Corruption Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on How’s the “Swamp Draining” Going? (Limerick)
Monday, November 28th, 2016
Trump asserts that he really did win
The popular vote. That’s his spin.
It would seem Trump has blundered:
His claim ‘votes were plundered’
Makes recount objections sound thin.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2016, President Trump, Voter Fraud
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Tries To Have It Both Ways (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 23rd, 2016
We mustn’t succumb and adjust
To democracy’s turning to dust,
Or a prez we can’t trust
Known for greed, lies, and lust.
Demand justice with gusto, or bust!
Tags: Election 2016, President Trump, TrumpSwamp
Posted in Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, November 22nd, 2016
Pre-election, The Donald went wild
With tweets that were petty and riled.
Since he won, there’s no sign
Of a whine-rate decline.
Face the facts: We’ve elected a child.
Tags: Donald Trump, President Trump, Social Media Humor, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Sniveling Donald
Saturday, November 19th, 2016
Trump supporters have made this demand:
“Respect Trump as the prez of our land.”
Yes give Donald his due:
That same “honor” he threw
At Barack — just deserts for Trump’s brand.
Tags: Barack Obama, President Trump, Respect, Trump, White House
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, November 12th, 2016
Can humor survive Trump’s election?
Wit doesn’t mix well with dejection.
But it weathered the pain
Of the Bush/Cheney reign,
So let’s hope for a short-lived defection.
Tags: Bush Administration, Cheney, Dick Cheney Satire, Election Humor, President Trump
Posted in Dick Cheney Satire, Donald Trump, Election Satire, George Bush Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
