GOPers, dishonest and lazy,
Keep appeasing the evil and crazy;
They excuse acts and views
Of both Trump cult and Qs.
That’s why GOP prospects look hazy.
Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Republican Appeasement (Limerick)
Monday, February 1st, 2021Trump On The Defense? (Limerick)
Sunday, January 31st, 2021From CNN: “Former President Donald Trump’s five impeachment defense attorneys have left a little more than a week before his trial is set to begin…”
“Mass election fraud — that’s my defense,”
Insisted the Donald, intense.
So his lawyers all quit:
“We’re not selling that shit!”
Donald’s lie ain’t just “big.” It’s immense!
The Letter Trump Left For Biden (Limerick)
Saturday, January 23rd, 2021I can’t divulge my sources, but I managed to get hold of the letter Trump left for Biden:
Dear Joe, they insist that I write you.
But in truth, I would much rather fight you.
So I’ll leave you with this:
May you NEVER know bliss.
I can’t wait till some cronies indict you.
Non-Existent Trump Vaccine Distribution Plan (Limerick)
Thursday, January 21st, 2021Headline: “Biden inheriting nonexistent coronavirus vaccine distribution plan and must start ‘from scratch,’ sources say”
Donald’s plan for vaccine distribution?
Non-existent, it seems. The solution?
Starting over, from scratch.
It’s a Trumpy “Here, catch,”
From a “team” known for poor execution.
Limerick Duo, Celebrating Trump’s Departure and Biden’s Inauguration
Tuesday, January 19th, 2021Dear Donald, good riddance, buh-bye!
I cheer your departure. Here’s why:
You’re a liar and thief.
You’ve caused death, mayhem, grief,
And you’ve left our great nation awry.
Dear Joe Biden, the challenge you’re facing
Is immense, cuz the man you’re replacing
Has done infinite harm,
But we’re betting the farm
On YOU to erase the debasing.
Limerick Ode To the “Unity” Community
Thursday, January 14th, 2021I cringe at each “unity” call
From Donald’s defenders. What gall!
Still making excuses
For Donald’s abuses,
They’re enablers and hypocrites all!
Capitol Offense (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 12th, 2021Q: “What is your role in what happened at the Capitol? What is your personal responsibility?”
President Trump: “If you read my speech…people thought that what I said was totally appropriate.”
The Donald is NOT done aggressin’;
Instead, he continues expressin’
A contrition-free stance.
Admit fault? Not a chance!
It’s so good to see Trump’s learned a lesson.
Enough “25th” and “Impeachment” Talk; It’s Time For Action! (Limerick)
Thursday, January 7th, 2021Trump’s to blame for the Cap’tol attack;
He incited his mutinous claque,
And still shows no remorse.
His sedition, perforce,
Deserves more than mere bluster and yack!
Georgia On His Mind (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 5th, 2021Headline: “Judge Shoots Down Last-Ditch Trump Lawsuit Looking to Overturn Georgia Loss”
Poor Donald keeps losing in court;
Filing spurious suits is his forte.
Each “disgraceful” court loss
Makes him bitter and cross,
As Trump’s time in the Oval grows short.
Dishonorable Honors (Limerick)
Monday, January 4th, 2021A Medal of Freedom for Jordan
And Nunes? More fitting’s a warden;
It is past time to dump
Them in prison with Trump,
For a cell’s what the three should be stored in.
Still Think It’s A Hoax? (Limerick)
Tuesday, December 29th, 2020I’m amazed that there still are some folks
Who keep claiming that Covid’s a hoax.
Must you face death yourself
To put lies on the shelf?
Will you wait till a relative croaks?
Petulant President (Limerick)
Monday, December 28th, 2020Donald Trump threw a tantrum and then,
He brandished his President-Pen
And belatedly signed
The same bill he’d maligned,
Having caused extra pain yet again.
Our “Woe Is Me!” President (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020Trump is deaf to all suff’ring and cries;
Doesn’t care who’s evicted or dies.
Life for DONALD’s “unfair!”
“Woe is me!” he will blare.
And he probably buys his own lies.
The Stubborn Myth Of The Stolen Election (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020Donald’s myth of a stolen election
Lives on, though debunked; no injection
Of fact removes fiction.
Despite contradiction,
Convictions spurn falsehood detection.
Narcissist-In-Chief (Limerick)
Sunday, December 27th, 2020Trump’s indiff’rent to suff’ring and loss,
And it’s clear he could not give a toss
As to how what he does
Affects citizens, cuz
Only HE counts, the “gripe”-laden boss.
Madman-In-Chief (Limerick)
Friday, December 25th, 2020Trump’s failures have driven him mad,
So he’s NOT merely downcast or sad.
Filled with grievance-fueled spite,
Donald spoils for a fight.
What a turmoil and blight-causing cad!
Wacko-In-Chief (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020The Wacko-In-Chief has a stack
Of bills to be signed, but alack,
Those bills may be toast;
Trump’s abandoned his post.
Let’s hope that he never comes back.
Pondering Pardons (Limerick)
Thursday, December 24th, 2020Trump’s been pardoning felons galore,
Cuz Donald’s a thief at his core.
He finds something to laud
In both war crimes and fraud.
You’re scum? That’s what pardons are for!
