Posts Tagged ‘Food Holidays’

Limerick Ode To Filet Mignon

Tuesday, August 13th, 2019

Happy Filet Mignon Day! (August 13)

Dear chef, though I rarely eat steak,
There is one small exception I’ll make:
A dainty filet
Mignon makes my day.
No imposter-cuts! Don’t be a snake!

Ambitious Limerick

Thursday, July 25th, 2019

Happy “National Culinarians Day!” (July 25) Here’s a limerick to celebrate:

A chef who was sly and ambitious
Ensured that each dish was delicious
By theft from the best.
But he fin’ly confessed…
To disclaim a review that was vicious.

Happy Sushi Day? (If you say so)

Tuesday, June 18th, 2019

Sushi Day

Just In Time For “National Potato Day” (Limerick)

Tuesday, October 27th, 2015

Happy National Potato Day! (October 27)

A woman with terrible taste
Cooked potatoes that tasted like paste.
“I just can’t choke them down,”
Growled her spouse with a frown.
“Now I know where the Elmer’s misplaced.”

Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19)

Wednesday, March 19th, 2014

Happy Poultry Day!

Limerick Ode To Poultry Day (March 19)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The chickens and turkeys squawk, “Beat it!”
But they’re looking a wee bit defeated.
Though it’s Poultry Day, true,
It’s a day those birds rue,
Cuz the way we rejoice … is to eat it.