Posts Tagged ‘Campaign Satire’
Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Donald Trump in the Oval Office? Imprisonment for threatening a fellow presidential candidate seems more appropriate to me.
Trump’s gun-loving supporters knew exactly what Trump meant, when he said this:
If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.
Did you hear the vile message Trump sent?
To the gun owners, here’s what he meant:
If Trump’s beaten by Hill,
Then their gun rights are nil–
Something only her death can prevent.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Gun Control, Gun Humor, Hillary Clinton, Second Amendment
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Tuesday, August 9th, 2016
Will Delusional Donald debate?
Well of course, so folks see that he’s “great.”
Though he plays hard to get
With “conditions,” I’ll bet
He can’t wait; he’s so sure of his fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Monday, August 1st, 2016
There’s no end to the lies and abuses
That “The Donald” so often produces.
Here’s his latest deflection:
He fears the election
Is “rigged.” Trump — “Tycoon of Excuses!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Excuses Humor, Lies
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Saturday, July 30th, 2016
I suspect that The Donald is scared
That his knowledge-lack’s sure to be bared
In a Clinton debate.
Hence his tale out the gate:
“Clinton rigged the debate dates,” he blared.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Debate Limerick, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election
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Friday, July 29th, 2016
Imaginary (but frighteningly plausible) dialogue:
Mom: “How was school today?”
Son: “Some kids said really mean things about me! And you know what I wanted to do? I wanted to hit ’em — especially one real little guy.”
Mom: “I didn’t raise you to run around hitting people.”
Son: “But they were mean to me! Especially the little one!”
Mom: “And don’t make fun of short people!”
Son: “I wanted to hit this one guy so hard, his head would spin, and he wouldn’t know what the hell happened.”
Mom: “Last warning! If you don’t stop reading Donald Trump’s Twitter feed, I’m taking away your iPhone!”
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Michael Bloomberg, Parenting Humor, Violence Humor
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Thursday, July 28th, 2016
Are you confused by the Trump/Putin relationship? The Donald has helpfully written us this limerick:
Meet Putin? I did not … or did.
No one hacked, just to help with my bid.
But what a great plan!
Hey Putin, my man,
Hack those emails that Hillary hid.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Classified Email, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Email Humor, Espionage Limerick, Hacking Humor, Hillary Clinton, Putin Humor, Traitors, Treason, Vladimir Putin
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Monday, July 25th, 2016
Dear Bernie, I hope you’ll succeed
In persuading supporters to heed
All your “real world” advice.
If you fail, our steep price
Is a probable Trumped-up stampede.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Democratic Convention, DNC, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Tuesday, July 19th, 2016
Melania’s speech was revealing;
In her push to make Donald appealing,
She stole lines from Michelle
About values. Oh well,
This confirms that both Trumps value stealing.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, GOP Convention, Melania Trump, Plagiarism Humor, Republican Convention
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Saturday, July 16th, 2016
Dear Chris, though you put up a fight,
Pence swiped that Veep slot. What a slight!
I am betting you’re mad.
If you weren’t a cad
I’d feel pity, instead of delight.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Election 2016, Election Humor, Mike Pence
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Tuesday, July 12th, 2016
Bernie’s Clinton endorsement has come.
Sanders’ fans? Some are mad, some just glum.
Will they heed his late cue,
Or continue to boo?
I sure hope they don’t do something dumb.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Friday, July 1st, 2016
It’s illegal and terribly brash
To ask foreign officials for cash
For your U.S. prez run.
That’s what Donald has done.
Will he pay any price? Balderdash!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Crime Humor, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Law
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Tuesday, June 28th, 2016
Dear Donald, you once would extol
Your rankings in poll after poll.
You’d brag and you’d gloat
And you’d proudly emote
About numbers you loved, heart and soul.
But now that you’re deep in the hole,
With low poll numbers taking their toll,
You scream and you swear
That they’re fake and unfair–
Once a poll-touter, now a poll troll.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Political Polls
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Saturday, June 25th, 2016
I’m flooded with emails and calls
From fellows who think they’ve the balls
To run as my veep.
But my standards are steep;
Are they skilled with cement for my walls?
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Veepstakes
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016
I was amused to learn that Trump has been duping friends with fake diamond cuff link gifts for years.
Fake cuff links — my favorite gift–
Very key to maintaining my thrift.
“They’re fine diamonds,” I say
When I give them away.
No one’s miffed; friends don’t know they’ve been stiffed.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor
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Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016
My Hillary speech went off great!
And I’m betting that liar’s irate.
I’ll shellack her and whack her,
Attack her and thwack her.
Getting rich in the Oval’s my fate.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Sunday, June 19th, 2016
Dear Bernie, feel free to contest
The convention with zeal and with zest.
But in case that you think
We’re naive and will shrink
In your wake, you’ll speak midnight, at best.
Tags: Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton
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Friday, June 17th, 2016
Explain Bernie? I’ll give it a whirl:
He apparently thinks he’s a pearl,
And that Hill and her lot
Are beneath him — worth squat —
Plus he CAN’T bear to lose to a girl.
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Presidential Election
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Wednesday, June 15th, 2016
It seems possible that Bernie won’t endorse Hillary. Or that he’ll delay his endorsement for so long, that it loses much of its effectiveness. And that makes me wonder how valuable a timely Sanders endorsement really is. And how damaging his non-endorsement might be.
From what I can gather, Bernie supporters fall into three broad categories:
1: Those who’ve said all along that they will vote for whoever gets the Democratic nomination.
2: Those who’ve come to realize that (however they may feel about Hillary) Trump is a dangerous threat to our nation and must be stopped.
3: Bernie Or Busters who are so anti-Hillary, that they turned against Elizabeth Warren, the second she endorsed her.
So, would a reasonably prompt Bernie endorsement have any value beyond the symbolic? That very question inspired this limerick:
An endorsement from Bernie’d be great,
Though I’d ask if it truly has weight;
Donald must be shellacked!
You don’t see this? You’re whacked!
And your Bern love could soon turn to hate.
Tags: Bernie Or Bust, Bernie Sanders, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hillary Clinton, Hillary Haters
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Wednesday, June 15th, 2016
“Our nation is finished. Doom’s near.”
That’s the message from Trump that we hear.
In a way, Donald’s right,
Cuz that’s surely our plight
If we let him our “ship of state” steer.
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor
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Monday, June 13th, 2016
Dear Trump, are you trying to lose
By pretending you’re missing some screws?
Was your run just a bluff
Which has gone far enough?
If that’s true, then withdraw. Drop the ruse!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor
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