Slovenly Limerick
Slovenly Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane
A fellow whose shirt was all stained
Saw his lovely wife’s look — it was pained.
“You’re so messy with pasta,”
She chided him. “Basta!
You’re just like your dad — it’s ingrained.”
UPDATE: National Pasta Day is October 17 and World Pasta Day is October 25.
Tags: Appearance Humor, Battle of the Sexes, Clothing Poem, Eating Limerick, Food Poem, Grooming Verse, Husband Wife Limerick, Marriage Humor, National Pasta Day, October Holidays, Odd Holidays, Sloppiness, World Pasta Day
A fellow whose shirt was all stained,
Looked in his wife’s eyes and explained,
How the new office chick,
Must have dropped her lipstick.
He was promptly and rightfully brained.
A fellow whose shirt was all stained
To eat properly – he must be retrained
From ketchup to soup
He’s covered in poop
In a highchair and bib he remained