Archive for the ‘Political Limericks’ Category
Monday, September 30th, 2019
Headline: “Staring down impeachment, Trump sees himself as a victim of historic proportions”
Poor Donald’s a “martyr.” Boo-hoo!
(That’s the Donald’s self-pitying view.)
He bitches and moans
And wallows in groans,
Cheered on by his base — “victims” too.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, President Trump, Trump Impeachment
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Saturday, September 28th, 2019
The news has unfolded so fast,
That I’m dizzy; both pleased and aghast.
Do I fin’ly dare think
That we’re poised on the brink
Of dispensing with Donald at last?
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, September 25th, 2019
Trump’s a knave who has gone way too far.
(So too, has his pal AG Barr.)
An impeachment is nigh.
There’s no choice, and here’s why:
Trump behaves like a tyrant and czar.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Trump Impeachment, Ukraine
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Impeachment Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on One Crime Too Many? (Limerick)
Monday, September 16th, 2019
Headline: “What Happens if Trump Won’t Step Down?”
People fret: “What if Donald Trump loses,
And when told to step down, he refuses?”
No prob! End of term,
Dump that blood-sucking worm
At any Trump golf course he chooses.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2020, Golf Humor
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on What If Trump Refuses To Step Down? (Limerick)
Friday, September 6th, 2019
Headline: “Analysis: Storm spat underscores Mr. Never Wrong’s mindset”
Trump admit a mistake? No not ever!
He must keep his base thinking he’s clever;
So though facts may be clear,
Donald never will veer
From his “THEY’RE wrong! I’m perfect!” endeavor.
Tags: Alabama, Alabama Weather, Altered Docs, Altered Facts, Altered Reality, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Hurricane Dorian, President Trump, Sharpie, SharpieGate, Trump Base, Weather Map
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The “Never Wrong” Trump
Thursday, September 5th, 2019
Headline: “Trump may have broken federal law by altering Hurricane Dorian’s path on a map to validate his false claim that it could hit Alabama”
Donald Trump can’t concede a mistake.
He prefers to tell lies or to fake
“Proof” that shows he’s correct;
Alt’ring docs to deflect
Any blame. What a cowardly snake!
Tags: Alabama, Alabama Weather, Altered Docs, Altered Facts, Altered Reality, Donald Trump, Hurricane Dorian, President Trump, Sharpie, SharpieGate, Weather Map
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Weathers Weather-Error By Altering Weather Map (Limerick)
Wednesday, September 4th, 2019
Headline: “A very annoyed Mitch McConnell would like everyone to stop calling him ‘Moscow Mitch'”
When the name “Moscow Mitch” is deployed,
Mitch McConnell is vexed and annoyed:
It’s “not fair” — not a keeper.
(He’s fine with “Grim Reaper.”)
Where his conscience should be, there’s a void.
Tags: Donald Trump, Grim Reaper, Mitch McConnell, Moscow Mitch
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Sunday, September 1st, 2019
The Donald is twitter-obsessing,
And his topic this times’s Debra Messing.
But his story won’t sell;
Used his “called me “Sir” tell.
Trump feels threatened by Debra, I’m guessing.
Tags: "Called Me Sir Tell", Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Debra Messing, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Hollywood, Hollywood Donors
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Messing With The Wrong Actress (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 28th, 2019
There once was a scandal so bad,
That many lashed out at the cad
Who dared wear a tan suit
In the White House. The brute!!!
It’s amazing what once made folks mad.
Headline: “Five years ago, Obama was blasted for wearing a tan suit. Now, it’s used to contrast him with Trump.”
Tags: Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Peter King, Republican Hypocrisy, Republican Hypocrites, Scandal Mongers, Scandals, Tan Suit, Tan Suit Gate
Posted in Barack Obama, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Hypocrisy Humor, Peter King, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Scandals Humor, White House | Comments Off on Unsuitable Anger (Limerick)
Wednesday, August 21st, 2019
A limerick for the self-crowned “Chosen One:”
The Donald believes that he’s God;
“The Chosen One” — given the nod
To do and to say
Any thing, any day —
No matter how crazy or flawed.
Tags: Chosen One, Donald Trump, God Complex
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, August 18th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Blames ‘Racism Witch Hunt’ for Low Poll Numbers”
Donald’s numbers seem stuck in a slump,
And the media caused it, claims Trump:
It’s “a Racism Witch Hunt.”
(His pass-the-blame glitch-hunt —
Self-pitying tweet from his rump.)
Tags: Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Media Bashing, Political Polls, Poll Humor, Polls Humor, Racism, Racism Humor, Racism Witch Hunt
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Polls, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Bitches And Sulks As Poll Numbers Slump (Limerick)
Thursday, August 15th, 2019
When pressure has taken its toll,
Relaxation’s a laudable goal.
But getting there’s hard
If your path remains marred
By Donald’s eluding the Hole.
(National Relaxation Day is August 15.)
*********
Strawberries grow wild
in our “little house” front yard.
We’re farmers! Who knew?
“#IMAFARMERLIKENUNES TRENDS AFTER REPORT DEVIN NUNES’ ‘FARM’ IS ABOUT ‘100 SQUARE FEET”
Tags: Devin Nunes, Donald Trump, Odd Holidays, Relaxation Day
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Odd Holidays, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Try To Relax! (Limerick)
Sunday, August 4th, 2019
Headline: “So Much for Ending American Carnage”
Seems “American Carnage” is over;
Cuz of Donald, we’re all in the clover.
Yet another vow “kept”
By the crude and inept
Evil-spirited, white-hate-crime drover.
Tags: American Carnage, Donald Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, August 4th, 2019
White Nationalists feel empowered
By the Donald, a bully and coward.
So it’s hardly surprising
That hate crimes are rising.
I can’t wait till the Oval’s been scoured.
Tags: Donald Trump, Hate Crimes, White Nationalism
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To The Hate-Crime-Inspirer-In-Chief
Tuesday, July 30th, 2019
Some stories cry out for a limerick:
“The hashtag #MoscowMitchMcTreason began trending on Twitter Tuesday morning after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) fired back against the nickname ‘Moscow Mitch’ in a fiery speech from the Senate floor.
“MSNBC host Joe Scarborough, a former GOP lawmaker, dubbed McConnell ‘Moscow Mitch’ after McConnell on Friday blocked two election security measures.”
Mitch McConnell’s new name makes him twitch
And complain; he’s been dubbed “Moscow Mitch.”
I’m surprised that he’s peeved
And not rather relieved;
Trump’s received the much worse “Putin’s Bitch.”
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Scarborough, Mitch McConnell, Moscow Mitch, Putin's Bitch
Posted in Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks | 1 Comment »
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2019
No matter what Democrats do,
We’ll be labelled a socialist crew.
Don’t deny or adapt;
By such spews, don’t be trapped.
And, instead, to your conscience be true.
Tags: Democrats, Name Calling, Socialism Satire
Posted in Campaign Humor, Democrats Humor, Election Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire | Comments Off on Open Limerick To Democratic Pols
Sunday, July 21st, 2019
There’s no doubt that the Donald’s a racist.
Both he and his base are the basest.
Trump misleads by example.
His evils are ample.
He’s of all of our pols the disgracest.
Tags: Donald Trump, Race Bait, Race Baiting
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Trumpy Basics (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2019
Headline: “Trump Disavows His Disavowal”
Stay tuned for Trump’s disavowal of his disavowal of his disavowal.
*****
Disavowals by Trump can’t be trusted.
If needed, they’ll soon be adjusted;
When he faces his base,
Red meat is his ace.
So do NOT be appeased. Be disgusted!
Tags: Base Bait, Disavowals, Race Bait, Red Meat, Trump, Trump Base
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trumpy Disavowals (Limerick)
Friday, July 19th, 2019
Headline: “Iran denies Trump claim that US destroyed drone over Gulf”
Donald claims that we downed Iran’s drone,
But Iran doesn’t grumble or groan.
No, instead it denies
It was hit in the skies;
When two liars face off … nothing’s known.
Tags: Donald Trump, Drones, Iran, Liars
Posted in GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on When The President’s A Liar…
Friday, July 12th, 2019
Headline: “Paul Ryan: Trump ‘didn’t know anything about government’ and ‘I wanted to scold him all the time'”
Craven Ryan is finally “brave,”
Slamming Donald, the President/Knave.
When it mattered, he’d cower.
Now Paul’s out of power;
Missed his op to stop Donald’s crime wave.
Tags: Donald Trump, Paul Ryan
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Paul Ryan, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Paul Ryan’s Belated Trump Critique (Limerick)
