Mitch McConnell Miffed at “Moscow Mitch” (Limerick)

Some stories cry out for a limerick:

“The hashtag #MoscowMitchMcTreason began trending on Twitter Tuesday morning after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) fired back against the nickname ‘Moscow Mitch’ in a fiery speech from the Senate floor.

“MSNBC host Joe Scarborough, a former GOP lawmaker, dubbed McConnell ‘Moscow Mitch’ after McConnell on Friday blocked two election security measures.”

Mitch McConnell’s new name makes him twitch
And complain; he’s been dubbed “Moscow Mitch.”
I’m surprised that he’s peeved
And not rather relieved;
Trump’s received the much worse “Putin’s Bitch.”

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One Response to “Mitch McConnell Miffed at “Moscow Mitch” (Limerick)”

  1. Gary Hallock says:

    I’d love to give Trump a Bronx cheer
    And a nick-name that makes it quite clear
    That he is Putin’s bitch!
    Though not nearly as rich
    And, thank god we have term limits here.