Archive for the ‘George Bush Satire’ Category

Curb Your “Age Of Turbulence” Enthusiasm

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

Poor little innocent Alan Greenspan is shocked, SHOCKED, I TELL YOU, by the Bush administration’s budget deficits and loss of fiscal discipline. What a shame that the brilliant Greenspan was never in a position to do something it about it and maybe even prevent it.

Oh … wait. Never mind!

So are you planning to run out and buy Greenspan’s self-serving, history-rewriting The Age of Turbulence? There’s really no need to, because I’ve summed up the former Federal Reserve Chairman’s new book in a single haiku:

Curb Your Age Of Turbulence Enthusiasm
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Panning fiscal acts
He once endorsed, Greenspan feigns
Bystander status. [tags]Alan Greenspan, Federal Reserve Chairman, Political Memoirs, Fiscal Discipline, Bush Administration, The Age Of Turbulence, Budget Deficits, Self-serving Memoir, Innocent Bystander, U.S. Budget Humor[/tags]  

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Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

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Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

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Sunday, August 19th, 2007

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Friday, August 17th, 2007

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Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

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Thursday, August 9th, 2007

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Sunday, August 5th, 2007

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Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Political Madness Bush Impeachment Poll

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

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Saturday, July 21st, 2007

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Monday, July 16th, 2007

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Sunday, July 15th, 2007

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Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

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Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

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Thursday, June 21st, 2007

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Saturday, June 16th, 2007