Posts Tagged ‘Cheese Humor’

Cheesy Limerick

Wednesday, January 20th, 2016

A man who should never eat cheese,
Ignores ev’ry cough and each wheeze
That comes in reaction
And once led to traction;
He can’t hack cheese-attraction disease.

Happy National Cheese Lovers Day, which is celebrated on January 20th.

Note: National Cheese Day falls on June 4th.

Limerick Ode To “National Greasy Foods Day” (Oct. 25)

Saturday, October 25th, 2014

Limerick Ode To “National Greasy Foods Day” (Oct. 25)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It’s “National Greasy Foods Day.”
What a concept! I have to say “Nay!”
Such a day sounds so cheesy.
The thought makes me queasy.
Melted brie? Hmmm, for THAT I might stray.

Cheesy Limerick

Tuesday, June 4th, 2013

Happy National Cheese Day! (June 4th)

Cheesy Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A man with a weakness for cheese
Ate some brie and then started to wheeze.
He refused to admit
‘Twas an allergy fit.
His autopsy-doc disagrees.

Note: There’s also a National Cheese Lover’s Day, which is celebrated on January 20th.