Limerick Ode To Chopsticks

Happy National Chopsticks Day! (February 6)

Eating East Asian food drives me nuts.
The reason? Alas, I’m a klutz
And am dreadful with chopsticks;
I frequently drop sticks…
So must stick to a fork like a putz.

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One Response to “Limerick Ode To Chopsticks”

  1. Suzanne Heymann says:

    Well thank you! Glad to see I’m not the only one suffering from the effects of one of mankind’s most impractical tools…

    One thing I do not understand
    How they eat rice with chopsticks in hand
    ‘Cause I hold on in vain
    To each little white grain
    With two twigs that I cannot withstand!