Bald Limerick

Happy “Bald Is Beautiful Day.” (September 13)

Bald Limerick
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A hot woman was very enthralled
With a man who was totally bald.
It wasn’t his smarts
Or his charm or his parts,
But the central AC he’d installed.

Update: Air Conditioning Appreciation days run from July 3 to August 15.

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3 Responses to “Bald Limerick”

  1. Shirdog says:

    a man who no longer had hair
    said he really didn’t much care
    if rain hit is noggin
    of snow while on a toboggan
    but he hated creating a glare

  2. Chris Papa says:

    Alopecia means you’ve lost your locks,
    By nature, disease, psychic shocks,
    The term is derived,
    From Greek, contrived,
    Relating to a mangy fox.

  3. “Delilah, you’re really quite cute,”
    slurred Samson, as pissed as a newt.
    “Oh Samson!” she said,
    “Why not come back to bed?”
    And now he’s as bald as a coot.