A disorganized hoarder named Bobby
Is divorced from a woman whose hobby
Is undoing disorder.
What happened? He bored her . . .
Plus EVEN for HER he’s TOO SLOBBY!
Posts Tagged ‘Chaos Humor’
The Hoarder (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026Limerick Ode To Pandemonium Day
Tuesday, July 14th, 2015Limerick Ode To Pandemonium Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Pandemonium Day has arrived,
A fete that sounds rather contrived,
Because chaos surrounds us,
Abounds and confounds us.
So don’t count on it being high-fived.
Limerick Ode To “Clean Off Your Desk Day”
Monday, January 12th, 2015Limerick Ode To “Clean Off Your Desk Day.”
By Madeleine Begun Kane
It’s “Clean Off Your Desk Day” today.
I examine my mess with dismay.
What a foolscap-prediction–
That “paperless” fiction.
Laptops save us? The trees all say, “Nay!”
(The second Monday of January is “National Clean Off Your Desk Day.”)
View my Clean Desk Limerick image here.
