Embracing “Ass Day” (Limerick)

As you can see, I’m embracing “Ass Day.” (October 17)

It’s “Ass Day,” so celebrate rears
And relinquish your booty-size fears;
I suspect your can’s span
Ain’t as wide as a van.
Get behind it and relish the cheers!

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One Response to “Embracing “Ass Day” (Limerick)”

  1. Mike says:

    Is Mad linking her ass to her bum?
    That’s quite an unusual sum.
    An alternative parse
    Is the English word “arse”.
    I’m,sorry if this seems too rum.