Yet Another World Rhino Day Limerick

There once was a newlywed rhino
Who discovered her mate was a wino.
“We’re endangered,” she’d curse.
“Your damn wine makes it worse!”
“White wine’s fine,” he replied. “I’m albino.”

(My first rhino limerick is here. It’s included in the International Poetry Anthology For Rhino in a Shrinking World.)

Happy World Rhino Day! (September 22)

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2 Responses to “Yet Another World Rhino Day Limerick”

  1. Harry Owen says:

    Great stuff, Madeleine – thank you, and keep up your inspirational work!

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks so much, Harry!