Sea of Disappointment (Limerick)

A fellow was given the slip
By a woman aboard a large ship.
He’d thought her his mate —
His ocean trip fate —
But he never had time to unzip.

Happy World Oceans Day! (June 8)

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One Response to “Sea of Disappointment (Limerick)”

  1. David Reddekopp says:

    I’ve heard of a hooker named Leeman
    It’s said that she fucks like a demon
    And she causes commotion
    For just like the ocean
    She’s often seen swallowing se(a)men.