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Trick-Or-Treating Goes Green? (Limerick)

Here’s a creepy Halloween-related survey:

More than half (53%) of parents of trick-or-treaters say their children between the ages of 4 and 10 would prefer cash over candy or even toys, according to a survey of 1,747 parents who celebrated Halloween carried out by coupon- and discount-code website Vouchercloud.net.

Trick-Or-Treating Goes Green? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

To you kids who want Halloween cash,
And not candy, your hopes I must dash.
If you ask me for money
Dear girly or sonny,
I’ll double the other kid’s stash.

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3 Responses to “Trick-Or-Treating Goes Green? (Limerick)”

  1. Konrad Schwoerke says:
    October 31, 2014 at 9:29 pm

    Creepy indeed! Not the kids, they’re just kids, but the parents are truly creepy.

  2. brian miller says:
    November 2, 2014 at 5:34 pm

    how odd. i hardly ever got money for halloween or easter…an occassional quarter…its jut not the same though…a bit lame….

  3. old dad says:
    November 3, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    Ask for money and you get an apple. That,ll shut em up.