Jerky Review (Limerick)

Does Consumer Reports really need to rate beef jerky and meat sticks?

Jerky Review (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear Consumer Reports, what a waste:
Judging jerky and meat sticks for taste.
They’re all loaded with salt
And deserve a “Gevalt!”
Will you next rate the flavor of paste?

UPDATE: June 12 is National Jerky Day.

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2 Responses to “Jerky Review (Limerick)”

  1. RMP says:

    hmmm…. I like Elmer’s, but then it’s been awhile since I’ve explored paste.