Ode To The Bar Exam
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“I’m worried I won’t pass the bar,”
Cried the would-be attorney (no star).
His career he regretted.
Strung out, how he fretted:
He shouldn’t have quit the guitar.
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Ode To The Bar Exam
Thursday, January 25th, 2007Tags: Attorney Humor, Bar Exam Humor, Career Humor, Guitar, Lawyer Humor, Music Humor & Verse, Musician Humor
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That’s What The Law’s About (Sing to the Hokey Pokey)
Wednesday, August 9th, 2006You have to dot those i’s.
You’ve got to cross those t’s.
You have to seem so wise.
You must justify those fees.
And if you’re smart and lucky
You will turn your case around.
That’s what the law’s about.
You have to file those claims.
You’ve got to sue those stiffs.
You have to shift the blame,
With no ands or buts or ifs. …
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