Posts Tagged ‘College Limerick’

The Irked Professor (Limerick)

Sunday, December 7th, 2025

“Today’s topic is ‘mind over matter,'”
Said the prof. “Kindly cease all your chatter.”
“Make us stop with your mind,”
A young smart-aleck whined.
He was kicked out (hind first) with a clatter.

A Change Of Course (Limerick)

Tuesday, December 13th, 2022

A gal’s parents, upset, then joined forces
In condemning her new choice of courses.
“I’ll be learning collage,
Equine health and dressage.”
“Bad idea,” they nagged. “Please hold your horses.”

(December 13th Is National Day Of The Horse. )