Lazy Limerick

An employee asleep at the switch
Created a dangerous glitch.
The lazy-ass slob
Fell down on the job.
It seems working just isn’t his niche.

Happy National Lazy Day!

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3 Responses to “Lazy Limerick”

  1. Ken Gosse says:

    Deja Work ~
    There once was a slothful old man
    Who told others, “I Think – so I Can.”
    But his work he would shirk
    As he’d say with a smirk,
    “See? I finished Before I began.”

  2. Ken Gosse says:

    Perk-a-Jerk ~
    When I asked for a day off from work,
    My boss said that I was a jerk,
    but he finally agreed
    and said they wouldn’t need
    me, so this would be my final perk.

  3. Ken Gosse says:

    Call of Duty 2: At the Office ~
    When there’s work to be done, have some fun.
    Don’t feign pain once the work has begun –
    Just pick up your phone,
    Play some games all alone
    And look busy until the work’s done.