Limerick Ode To The Elephant
When I miss a big day, I’ve regrets,
And I’m tempted to spew epithets.
Nearly failed to relay
It’s “World Elephant Day,”
But an elephant never forgets.
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Elephant Appreciation Day falls on September 22.
Tags: Animal & Pet Humor, Elephant Appreciation Day, Elephant Day, Elephant Humor, Memory Humor, Memory Limerick, Odd Holidays August Holidays, World Elephant Day
Pach Up Your Troubles ~
In an old Western story, a lacky,
Tried to ply his new pet with tobaccy,
Terrific old joke,
I once saw on Gunsmoke –
When Festus got stuck with a Pachy.
– Gunsmoke episode, “Arizona Midnight” first aired January 1, 1973:
“A very short man rides in on a Giant Horse into Dodge and offers $50 to any man who will take care of him from midnight to dawn tonight, the first light of the full moon, when he will turn into a “were-elephant.”” Arizona Midnight