A Mixed Up Baker (Limerick)

“Please help me get out of my fix.
I was fixing to bake with a mix,
And I thought I had butter
Behind all the clutter.
May I borrow a couple of sticks?”

“Your question is very confusing,”
Was the answer. “What mix are you using
That requires two sticks
Of butter? I’d nix
Such a mix and just stick to your boozing.”

Tags: , , , , ,

One Response to “A Mixed Up Baker (Limerick)”

  1. Diane Groothuis says:

    I think I have made a mistake,
    There’s something amiss with my bake,
    It’s really a cow
    That I can’t recall how
    It turned out like a soggy pan cake.