Happy “Odometer Day!” (Limerick)

An odometer’s great when I drive,
As I try to guess when we’ll arrive.
But I also get mileage
From lims — even smileage.
But no limming while driving — no jive!

May 12th is National Odometer Day.

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One Response to “Happy “Odometer Day!” (Limerick)”

  1. Konrad Schwoerke says:

    Can you imagine my dismay on seeing an odometer lim on National Limerick Day? So I wrote one myself:

    It’s National Limerick Day!
    Grab your muse and your laptop—let’s play!
    And they needn’t be naughty.
    Oh, screw it—be bawdy!
    There once was a gal from Calais…