Not Showering Bathtubs With Praise (Limerick)

Happy Bathtub Day! (October 7)

When it’s time to get clean, we can choose
Either shower or bathtub — I’ll use
A hot shower each time
Cuz I hate soapy slime,
And in tubs the slime clings like tattoos.

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3 Responses to “Not Showering Bathtubs With Praise (Limerick)”

  1. Rob Hood says:

    They cling in showers, too. Great limerick though, Madeline!

  2. Suzanne Heymann says:

    Sorry Rob, but I respectfully disagree…

    The slime doesn’t cling during showers
    The process of rinsing has powers
    That wash it away
    So the slime doesn’t stay
    And you’re squeaky clean, smelling like flowers.

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks, Rob!

    Suzanne, I couldn’t have said it better myself. :)