Happy National Grammar Day (March 4)

Happy National Grammar Day (March 4).

Grammar Gripes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A grammar-fanatic would gripe
To his wife about language, and snipe:
“Your syntax is bad!”
She’d respond, really mad:
“I’ll divorce you if down you don’t pipe.”

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2 Responses to “Happy National Grammar Day (March 4)”

  1. I love this limerick, Madeleine. And happy National Grammar Day to you, too.

  2. z. alexi says:

    This is sprightly, smart & slick. We need more “grammar fanatics” & keyboarders to proofread their input before annoying readers…since texters & e-mailers don’t give a hoot about there offensive tpyos [sic].
    How about a DAILY Grammar Day?!