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Caveat Burglar (Limerick)

This fellow tried to rob the wrong house:

Robyn Irvine, a former ax-throwing competitor living in Hemet, Calif., woke up when she heard a noise and saw the burglar trying to snatch her watch from her wrist, according to CBS Los Angeles.

Irvine quickly grabbed an ax, scaring the intruder.

Caveat Burglar (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Dear burglars, it’s time to face facts:
Preparation is key — don’t be lax.
You must research each job
To ensure folks you rob
Aren’t expert at lobbing an ax.

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One Response to “Caveat Burglar (Limerick)”

  1. z. alexi says:
    November 10, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    Removing watch from sleeping wrist requires some kind of idiocy. Who raised this buffoon? Were his parents brother & sister?