A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)

If being wrapped in pythons would enhance your massage experience, do I have a spa for you! Get yourself right over to the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta, Indonesia, which claims that snake-draping combats stress.

A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Oh joy! Here’s a spa to avoid:
When massaging you, snakes are deployed.
Yes, they drape you in snakes,
Claiming fear aids your aches.
You feel great … right until you’re destroyed.

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6 Responses to “A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)”

  1. brian miller says:

    eeekk…yeh i am not looking forward to a snake massage…just saying….like a nice squeeze from a boa…ha

  2. Yikes! Snakes are not my favorite!! I think I will steer clear!

  3. Sara V says:

    Like the tuna fisherman who throw a shark in the holding tank to keep them swimming around? Yikes. Relaxation is what I want–there’s enough fear in this crazy world without paying for it!! Just another take, on snake
    oil :-)

  4. grapeling says:

    You must have misread the flyer
    they meant stress intensifier
    your pulse will race hyper
    when draped with a viper
    and your heart will ignite like a fire

  5. Anna :o] says:

    Hehe! I shall not visit that particular spa…!
    Anna :o]