When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)

A striking headline: Train Runs Over Couple Having Sex on Tracks.

When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There are folks who like sex when it’s risky.
Taking chances can make them quite frisky.
But sex on the tracks,
Is mad to the max.
Their coitus, I’d guess, involved whiskey.

Update: April 23 is “Take A Chance Day.”

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2 Responses to “When Sex Is A Train Wreck (Limerick)”

  1. Chris Papa says:

    A couple with goal heaven sent,
    To screw some on rails they were bent,
    A train, ne’er expected,
    They quickly detected,
    And, rather than coming, they went.

  2. madkane says:

    Thanks for your limerick Chris! Nice punchline!