Nude Yoga? Yikes! (Limerick)

Yoga’s been in the news quite a bit lately. Is it good for you? Is it bad for you? Should you purchase some fancy yoga garb and skip the actual yoga?

But the oddest story so far is this one about naked yoga classes in South Park Slope, Brooklyn, New York.

Nude Yoga? Yikes!
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Take a yoga class naked? How scary!
I confess that the thought makes me wary.
Yes I’ll gladly condone
Nude yoga alone.
But in public? I’m sorry. Too hairy.

(If you’re in Brooklyn and want to study yoga in a more modest fashion, check out my niece’s Crown Heights Fitness.)

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3 Responses to “Nude Yoga? Yikes! (Limerick)”

  1. An octogenarian tried yoga in the raw
    And did “The Cobra” as never before.
    While she deserved our respect
    It lost its effect
    As her breasts were still on the floor.

    For three more, see here.

  2. I heard about this a few days ago and I’m still scratching my head. To each his own though. Awesome take on the limerick. I would try my own hand at it, but I need a lot more room to list all the reasons why I shouldn’t participate in any form of nude activities. LOL.

  3. madkane says:

    Fun limericks J Cosmo! Thanks Michael!