Keeping Abreast of Breast Gazing
One of my Facebook pals recently linked a Med-Guru article touting a breast-gazing study. Its conclusion? Staring at breasts is good for your health and increases your life expectancy. Just one problem — the study’s apparently a hoax or urban myth.
Of course, men can still try to use the “study” when caught ogling. My limerick should help:
Keeping Abreast of Breast Gazing
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There’s a study that strongly suggests
You’ll live longer from staring at breasts.
So guys, if your gal
Sees you leer that locale,
Just explain it’s your life span’s behest.
Tags: Battle of the Sexes, Boobs, Breasts Humor, Health Limerick, Hoaxes, Life Expectancy, Life Span Verse, Medical Studies Humor, Science Satire, Urban Legends, Urban Myths
So, men like to look over there.
It’s hard not to just up and stare.
Because you see, well, it’s
that we like them there bits.
Be they big, small, or round (even square).
Just what men need — an excuse to leer
Staring at boobs is now official, we hear.
Just look, but don’t touch
Thank you very much
Or you’ll get into trouble, my dear.
Here’s a message for all of you newbies:
Women prefer having rubies.
You can see where I’m going,
‘Cause my obviousness’s showing.
Okay, I’ll just say it: boobies.
since the days of julius caesar
those things are no more than a teaser
the legs and face are far more to waste
and really big is just a waste
so don’t spend your time as a loser
since the days of julius caesar
those things are no more than a teaser
the legs and face are far more to my taste
and really big is just a waste
don’t spend your time as a loser
The embonpoints watch now supposes
That good health means glaring at thoses
So, what else is new?
I could’ve told you:
If you’d asked what I already knowses.
It easy to say that one pities
A women who doesn’t like kitties.
When it comes to the breast
I think touching is best
Whether in rural settings or cities.
that should read: woman, not women. Oy, spelling at this hour!