Horse’s Ass Of A Candidate (Limerick)

This could very well be the silliest limerick I’ve ever written. But when the focal point of a political ad appears to be a horse with a huge penis, I can’t help myself. And if you don’t know what I’m referring to, you simply must take a gander at Gary Kiehne and his well-hung horse.

Horse’s Ass Of A Candidate (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

There once was a horse who was mad
Cuz his penis was used in an ad.
“How dare you imply
I’m endorsing that guy!
Scratch my likeness. That candidate’s bad!”

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One Response to “Horse’s Ass Of A Candidate (Limerick)”

  1. z. alexi says:

    What to say about this jackass / boob? [Remember Sarah “Moke” Palin being interviewed in front of a guy slaughtering turkeys?] I’ll let Claire Sargent say it: “I think it’s about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we’ve been voting for boobs long enough.”