Limerick Ode To Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney

Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney doesn’t use the word “bribes” in rationalizing his loss to his donors, but he sure comes mighty close:

A week after losing the election to President Obama, Mitt Romney blamed his overwhelming electoral loss on what he said were big “gifts” that the president had bestowed on loyal Democratic constituencies, including young voters, African-Americans and Hispanics.

In a conference call on Wednesday afternoon with his national finance committee, Mr. Romney said that the president had followed the “old playbook” of wooing specific interest groups — “especially the African-American community, the Hispanic community and young people,” Mr. Romney explained — with targeted gifts and initiatives.

If I understand Romney correctly, winning votes because of policies that benefit the middle class, minorities, and the poor is bad. But winning votes and tons of donor cash because of policies that will make rich people even richer is just fine and dandy. So glad we cleared that up.

Limerick Ode To Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mitt Romney is sore-loser cross,
Blaming targeted “gifts” for his loss.
Mitt in essence describes
Good programs as bribes
To Blacks, Youths, Hispanics. What dross!

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5 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Mitt “Sore Loser” Romney”

  1. brian miller says:

    it amuses me his is worried about gifts….ha…as if there were none on his side…ahem….he just cant keep the promises that came with them….now.

  2. madkane says:

    “he just cant keep the promises that came with them….now.”

    Indeed, he can’t. :)

  3. John Sardo says:

    Mitt Romney is peeved at his loss
    It’s understandable he should be so cross
    He screwed up his campaign
    And now seeks to blame
    Obama for sharing the sauce.

  4. Mike Moulton says:

    As democrats bask in the victory
    the reasons Mitt lost are no mystery.
    He sucked up to Trump,
    became Karl Rove’s chump
    now his blunders will go down in history.

  5. madkane says:

    Fun verse Mike and John!