Open Limerick To Angry Republicans

Open Limerick To Angry Republicans
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Republicans rail round the clock:
“How on earth was Mitt beat by Barack?”
They have theories galore,
But they need just one more:
It’s the policies, stupid! Take stock!

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8 Responses to “Open Limerick To Angry Republicans”

  1. brian miller says:

    ugh….how long do you think we will have to listen to it? lol…

  2. Randall says:

    Finally the election is past
    Democrats raise up a toast glass
    as Republicans wonder
    “where did we blunder?”
    It’s obvious – your head’s up your ass

  3. VJBinCT says:

    O bubblelicious GOP
    Caught in alternate reality.
    You had your numbers, had your facts,
    But sadly all made up by hacks.
    Is it the rubber room for thee?

  4. oudiva says:

    It’s fun to watch Repubs freak out
    Over victories they failed to eke out.
    Though the voting is done,
    Dems are still having fun!
    As excuses continue to leak out!

  5. madkane says:

    Thanks for the fun verse, Randall, VJBinCT, and Oudiva!

  6. Dave says:

    There once was a man with a vote bucket
    Who was told “under your arms” to tuck it
    Wait for the exit polls
    That add to the tax tolls
    Then dump on the 99% who stuck it.

  7. madkane says:

    Fun verse, Dave!

  8. It’s amazing how many people in different countries are relieved the Republicans didn’t win, Madeleine. Canadians are particularly grateful, because our GWB-trained uber-conservative prime minister would make mincemeat of our country if he and Mitt had a hand in it. (Yes, pun intended, even if I couldn’t come up with a limerick.)