Limerick Ode To Rep. Christopher Lee (Updated — He’s Resigned)

It seems Gawker’s got the goods on Rep. Christopher Lee, a conservative, married Republican congressman who serves the 26th District of New York. Apparently, “when he trolls Craigslist’s ‘Women Seeking Men’ forum, he’s Christopher Lee, ‘divorced’ ‘lobbyist’ and ‘fit fun classy guy’ — the sort of guy who’ll even email a shirtless photo to show just how ‘fit’ he is.

Congressman Lee is claiming to be innocent, blaming everything on his being hacked. Unfortunately, the hack post-dates the Craigslist missives. And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Limerick Ode To Rep. Christopher Lee
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The married conservative Lee
Is now weeping a sad “Woe is me!”
Claims his Craigslist transgressions
Were not indiscretions
But hacks jobs, with “proof” we can’t see.

UPDATE: Christopher Lee has resigned.

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7 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Rep. Christopher Lee (Updated — He’s Resigned)”

  1. Mary Ann says:

    The Married Republican Lee
    is stupid as we all now can see
    He browsed Craigslist shirt free Thinking
    “Who will see my fit body as it could be anybody”
    But now Gov. Coumo must have special election to rid this body.

  2. Hansi says:

    No limerick, but is this guy turning around from “immediate resignation” to I’m innocent?

    What a piece of work.
    this guy’s a certain jerk
    Now he’s really pissed,
    cause someone hacked his list?
    Standing naked in front of a camera is just a quirk?

    Got so mad I cranked one out anyway.

  3. Bob Loblaw says:

    Chris Lee posts a picture sans shirt,
    Fit, fun, classy guy’s such a flirt,
    Republican values,
    Beg questions of now who’s,
    The next to get caught chasing skirt.

  4. Steve Nance says:

    Nice one, Mad.

    @Bob L: Brilliant!

  5. madkane says:

    Fun verse, everyone, especially Bob!

  6. Montana says:

    The party of “Family Values” my ass, more like the “Party of hypocrites”. Poor Christopher Lee, at least he resigned! What about Senator John Ensign (NV) and Governor Mark Stanford (SC), and diaper boy Sen. David Vitter (R-LA)! Too Funny!

  7. madkane says:

    Well said, Montana!