Limerick Ode To “National Nut Day” (October 22)

Limerick Ode To National Nut Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A morsel to chew on: It’s “Nut Day,”
As opposed to, say, “Sit On Your Butt Day.”
It celebrates food—
Not the fruitcakes whose ’tude
Seems deranged, but a “Junk For Your Gut Day.”

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