Brooklyn’s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)

I can’t possibly resist writing about Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Contest.

Brooklyn’s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A contest for tiniest dick
Might strike you as utterly sick.
But “reverse chic” is “in,”
So a dick, short and thin,
By that measure might just do the trick.

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One Response to “Brooklyn’s Nutty Penis Contest (Limerick)”

  1. susan says:

    When your willy is wee here’s a notion
    Grab a tonic, a salve or a potion.
    For the world is a slave
    To the size of the wave
    Whenever the ocean’s in motion.