Trendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick)

For those of you who visit this blog to keep up with trends, here’s the latest: High heels for men.

Trendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

High heels worn by men on the rise?
I’m warning you guys, that ain’t wise.
It’s painful, unhealthy—
Makes foot doctors wealthy.
Spike this trend ere it reaches new highs.

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9 Responses to “Trendy Men, Heal Thyselves! (Limerick)”

  1. Pat Hatt says:

    One trend I will never go on
    Breaking my feet walking across the lawn
    That would just be wrong
    Almost as bad as a thong
    Alright the cat is gone

  2. william says:

    High heels worn by men on the rise?
    The silliest thing since that ‘Master of Thighs.’
    Some silly trends are here to stay
    The commercial touting no ‘play’ for ‘Mr. Grey.’
    Some strain to stay vain while most of us breathe sighs.

  3. brian says:

    no way….seen my wife torture her feet enough…gimme a pair of cons any day

  4. smiles…no high heels for me either…just on special occasions…smiles

  5. hedgewitch says:

    Vanity of vanities!

    A diminutive fellow named Stan
    thought more height would make him a man
    so he bought some high heels
    but fell under the wheels
    of the Number Ten bus as he ran.

  6. Morning says:

    no more high heels for me now.

    fine write.

  7. Gay says:

    Wish I were as clever as Joy
    I’d write about heels for a boy
    They’d make him so high
    He could jump to the sky
    And bring back the moon for a toy.

    PS Just followed you on twitter. I love your blog. So great!!

  8. Geraldine says:

    Oh I like this one! LOL And it’s true, leave the high heels to us, ok guys!!!!

    Hugs to you Madeleine

  9. madkane says:

    Thanks so much for your kind comments and verse everyone!