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Limerick Poseur

Limerick Poseur
By Madeleine Begun Kane

A guy who was quite over-sexed
Stood posing, his muscles all flexed.
With eyes that undressed him
She stared, then assessed him:
“You’ve got to be kidding! Who’s next?”

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6 Responses to “Limerick Poseur”

  1. Hansi says:
    July 22, 2011 at 9:58 am

    The guy who was quite over-sexed
    Stood there naked, quite perplexed
    “That cute little vixen”
    “Sure needs some fixin'”
    So upon her name he placed a hex.

  2. madeleine sara says:
    July 22, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Bravo! Excellent :O)

  3. scott says:
    July 22, 2011 at 11:09 am

    see above post!

  4. Mama Zen says:
    July 22, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    How funny! I like it.

  5. RJ Clarken says:
    July 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    “What’s wrong with me?” argued the guy,
    “I’m fit and my bod is quite spry!”
    She shrugged, looking placid.
    The dude then went flaccid.
    Was there’s more than what meets the thigh?

  6. madkane says:
    July 31, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Thanks everyone for your kind comments. And thanks RJ and Hansi for your fun limericks!