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Lies And Deception (Limerick and Haiku Prompt 5)

Today’s limerick and haiku theme is lies and deception. First, my limerick: 

“Your excuse simply can’t be believed.
You’re a liar! I feel quite deceived,”
Said the gal, as she wept,
To her lover, who’d slept
With her mother. (I guess she was peeved.)

And now, my haiku:

People who maintain
That they are always honest
Are surely lying.

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) about lies and deception. When you’ve posted your verse, please return here and add a direct link to your themed poetry, using Mr. Linky.

(If you need some tips on limerick or haiku writing, I link to some helpful sites here.)

 

Limerick and Haiku Prompts Participants
 

1. lissa
2. UL-Lmk Attempt
3. UL-haiku like
4. Spin a Song of Sixpence

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7 Responses to “Lies And Deception (Limerick and Haiku Prompt 5)”

  1. lissa Says:

    I couldn’t seem to write fun limericks, oh well. Have a good week.

  2. Bone Says:

    Haha. Love your limerick!

    OK, so this could be breaking the rules. Please don’t ban me :)

    Why does he lie, still
    When everyone knows the truth
    Kind of sad, really

  3. madkane Says:

    Thanks, Bone for your kind words and your haiku.

  4. madkane Says:

    Mitr, if you read this, please come back and fix your Mr. Linky link. It isn’t live and I don’t know your URL, so I can’t fix it myself.

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  6. LittleWing Says:

    is it too late to post??
    dimensionalDeception

  7. madkane Says:

    LittleWing, it’s too late for Mr. Linky, because I have a new prompt up. But you can still post a link in the comments. Thanks for participating.

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