First (And Last) Visit
First (And Last) Visit
By Madeleine Begun Kane
I’m allergic to felines; I sneeze
And I tear when they’re near—then I wheeze.
So I wish you had warned
That your house is adorned
With a half-hundred cats (Siamese).
Author’s Note: This limerick is based on personal experience. Many years ago, a composer asked my chamber ensemble to rehearse at her home, so she could record a work of hers that we were getting ready to debut. I’d barely taken my oboe out of its case, when I started having trouble breathing. My attack got very bad, very quickly, and I was forced to leave without rehearsing.
I later learned that our host’s hobby was breeding cats, and that her house was packed with them. Since I’m very allergic to cats, this would have been a good thing to have been warned about.
(You can find more of my pets and animals humor here and more of my health humor here. And you can find more place-centric verse over at Totally Optional Prompts.)[tags]Cats Humor, Feline Verse, Allergy Limerick, Chamber Music Rehearsals, Health Humor[/tags]
I liked the story and I’m glad you survived the allergy attack. I guess composers who own no cats are a good combination for you. Keep posting!
Very fun!
Spookily enough… my post today for 3WW is about a certain cat.
~S :)
what a dreadful allergy to have.. i have 2 dogs and one cat,, and i cannot imagine life without beasties…..
Thanks for all your comments. Odd coincidence, Shephard. I enjoyed your cat poem as well. Paisley, fortunately I’m not allergic to dogs!
Oh what a shame!
Also horribly allergic to cats too……and they always make straight for me. Sorry you missed out and I like the limerick!
your limericks never fail to make me chuckle.
Your limericks are the only ones I read and re-read.
Now you’ve gone and made my nose itch! And I’m not even allergic to critters…
I like it . I have never been fond of felines–Pompeii is a good place for them.
Funny :), sometimes I tell my friends to warn the pets, they are allergetic to me :)
Whew. Glad you survived… I know two couples, one in each set has dander allergy, who have cats and dogs. Stranger than fiction.
Haha… that was hilarious… and intentionally hilarious, and hence, very good :)
What a sorry allergy to have to watch out for. Sadly, I could never have you over since there is always a cat or two around here. Somehow they always seem to find us.
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It’s true! All cat houses should carry a warning!
Gesundheit!
It’s a good thing we are not allergic to kitty cats here! It certainly would have been a good thing to warn one about.
Happy Week to you! We are standing far back, since we are nine!
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Thanks everybody for your lovely comments!