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Married To Money

Married To Money
By Madeleine Begun Kane

He’s a cheapskate, so stingy with cash,
That he threw an embarrassing bash:
When his daughter was wed
He paid eight bucks a head,
So no band, booze, or blooms — only hash.

I have lots more money humor here.  And don’t forget to enter my money-themed limerick contest with money prizes. Okay, not a lot of money, but still…

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5 Responses to “Married To Money”

  1. Everyday Disasters » Carnival of Family Life - June 25 2007 Says:

    […] In Mad Kane’s world this may be a Father’s Day submission although June weddings might have brought Married to Money on. If you’re good with Limericks check out her contest too. […]

  2. Retire Young and Wealthy » Blog Archives » Carnival of Money Stories #15 Says:

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  3. 91 Ways To Wealth: The Carnival of Personal Finance, Epic Journey Edition » Silicon Valley Blog About Money Says:

    […] Laugh along with Madeleine Begun Kane from Mad Kane’s Humor Blog with her limerick Married To Money. Thanks for brightening up my day. -ooOoo- […]

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    […] Madeleine Begun Kane presents Married To Money posted at Mad Kane’s Humor . A cute little limerick […]

  5. Time for Dads Says:

    Carnival of Fatherhood…

    Welcome to the second Carnival of Fatherhood. There are even more posts than last month, and they’ve inspired us to breath fresh life into Time for Dads for 2008.
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