Bugged By Mosquitoes
Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mosquitoes are driving me mad.
Seems a zillion are biting me—bad!
Sprays and lotions don’t work;
They keep chomping and lurk,
While ignoring my husband—the cad!
Tags: Bugs, Husband and Wife Humor, Insect and Bug Humor, Insect Bites, Mosquitoes, Outdoors, Summer Gripes, Summer Humor
I’d say to beware what you eat
Cause some foods turn you into a treat.
For instance, you plan a
Snack made from banana,
You’re sweet for many a ’squite.
Fun limerick, Sigg! Thanks for posting!
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