Bugged By Mosquitos (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mosquitos are driving me mad.
Seems a zillion are biting me—bad!
Sprays and lotions don’t work;
They keep chomping and lurk,
While ignoring my husband—the cad!
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May 31st, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I’d say to beware what you eat
Cause some foods turn you into a treat.
For instance, you plan a
Snack made from banana,
You’re sweet for many a ’squite.
May 31st, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Fun limerick, Sigg! Thanks for posting!
June 2nd, 2007 at 4:03 am
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