Bill Collection Time (A Legal Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The judge viewed your case with derision,
So he rendered an adverse decision.
But when paying my bill,
Do not bear me ill will,
‘Cause I saved you from going to prison.
UPDATE: Don’t forget to enter my Mother’s Day limerick writing contest. The deadline is May 12, 2007 and there are money prizes for the best two limericks.
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April 30th, 2007 at 11:32 am
My advocate charged me a fee
That I thought was too much, just a wee
When I asked for the reason
He said, “It’s golfing season
And I just bought a plasma TV.”
April 30th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Fun one, Paul. Thanks for posting!
May 4th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I never object to a cash fee
But innocence was prima facie,
So the check bears a date
Set by my estate
Payable after they gas me.
May 6th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Delightfully morbid, Doug.